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[challenge entry] I use these for tips

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(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:27, archived)
# hahaha. brilliant as ever!
oi you! GET YER TITS OUT!

(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:28, archived)
# Pleasant pleasantries to you dear lady :D
*rummages in vest*
*fails to find tits*
*harrumphs*
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:31, archived)
# oh come here
*has a look*

now when did you last have them? are you sure you've not left them in the supermarket or something?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:32, archived)
# I went to the pub
then I went home
ate
went to the pub
UNDER THE SOFA!
/edit Not there :( Keep looking
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:34, archived)
# THERE'S A PUB UNDER YOUR SOFA?!
OMFUHG.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:36, archived)
# There is an entire civilization under my sofa
I've visited 23 of the hostelries so far
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:00, archived)
# tut! silly!
and why did you not take me to the pub?

NOOOOOOOOONE EVER TAKES ME TO THE PUB!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:36, archived)
# There, there...
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:40, archived)
# *cops a feel*
what? that wasn't me!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:40, archived)
# You brazen hussey!
*snortles in a tittering manner*
*removes cop*
Bloody police perverts!
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:44, archived)
# men tittering..doesn't get much sexier.
and me a hussy, surely that'd mean i was getting some or something close to it?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:45, archived)
# Just so you know ;)
Hussy - From the OED:
In some rural districts a mere equivalent of Woman, lass; hence, A strong country woman, a female of the lower orders; a woman of low or improper behaviour, or of light or worthless character; an ill-behaved, pert, or mischievous girl; a jade, minx. Also jocularly or in raillery.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:50, archived)
# ok that sounds like me.
oh crap. shouldn't admit that.

yooou slaag!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:51, archived)
# PHWOAR!
As your psycaitrist sykiatriss fuck this I need another beer shrink i wholly approve of this sort of language.
*dons 'special' underpants*
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:57, archived)
# andd what is so special about these underpants?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:59, archived)
# Can you keep a secret?
*checks room for bugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:01, archived)
#
yesss!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:01, archived)
# OK
Many years ago when I was but an innocent youth, I happened, by chance, to be wearing my favourite purple nylon Y-fronts. As I boarded the bus on my way to school I noticed that the bus conductress had failed to don her regulation London Transport jacket and, as a result of the chilly weather, she was rather prominent in the chest area. The outcome of this rather exciting event was that I had an unexpected lump with ensuing stickiness in aforementioned underpants. Ever since that wonderful day I have never washed those wonderful undergarments and continue to wear them to this day.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:12, archived)
# SEXY
i hope one day to be able to sniff these magical underpants.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:15, archived)
# I'll send you a few scrapings
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:19, archived)
# awww. i would you love forever if you did.
please attach yourself to said scrapings.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:20, archived)
# *unsticks underpants from ceiling*
*scrapes*
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:23, archived)
# they're incontinence pants
makes drinking so much easier
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:01, archived)
# He makes mngggggggg!! sounds
when he puts them on.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:02, archived)
# this as well
fuck me but i'm shattered. i'm going to finish my beer in bed and keep my phone handy.

night all.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:04, archived)
# Beer in bed?
Like your style!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:06, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:30, archived)