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( Afinkawan is reminding people he exists before the bash, Thu 29 May 2008, 13:00, archived)

Heheh
Loon!
( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 29 May 2008, 13:02, archived)

Nice :) *clicks*

( Beastie is doing science with his arse, Thu 29 May 2008, 13:02, archived)

Hahaha!
No! I invented identity theft!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 29 May 2008, 13:03, archived)

Oh for fuck's sake!
Hahaha!
( NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 29 May 2008, 13:04, archived)

What happened to that Oddjob?

( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 29 May 2008, 13:04, archived)

No I inveted identity theft....
and so did my wife!
(Virulent http://www.cpromptsolutions.co.uk, Thu 29 May 2008, 13:07, archived)

you need to read the BT2008


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 29 May 2008, 13:11, archived)

What good will reading this year's phone book do?

( Joliet has a bun in the oven. Gas Mark 1 for 9 months, Thu 29 May 2008, 13:18, archived)

"No, I'm Jacqui Smith!"

(Tribs 's ego was writing cheques his body can't cash on, Thu 29 May 2008, 13:03, archived)

Hahaha

( Afinkawan is reminding people he exists before the bash, Thu 29 May 2008, 13:14, archived)

I'm Brian!
No!!! I'm Brian and so's my wife!
(Zuffle farts silently in lifts then leaves the warm aroma, Fri 30 May 2008, 23:18, archived)

No! I invented identity theft!

( NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 29 May 2008, 13:03, archived)

Clever I like it
Woo
( Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Thu 29 May 2008, 13:09, archived)

very very good

( The Great Architect, Fri 30 May 2008, 8:39, archived)

haha,
congrats on an oversize FP! :)
( first inch is the worst! its spelt c.u.n.t., Fri 30 May 2008, 11:49, archived)

^This.
It is funny, though.
( LeightonJimbo is proud to be a b3tan, Fri 30 May 2008, 11:52, archived)

pfft!

( finnbar always employs the double tap, Sat 31 May 2008, 9:52, archived)