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God edit: I've optimised your images. Keep your post total under 50kb for static images, and your post total under 250kb for animated GIFs.

From the Ronseal Plots challenge. See all 737 entries (closed)

(, Sat 31 May 2008, 10:19, archived)
# thanks for those stupidly large pictures in one post
(, Sat 31 May 2008, 10:22, archived)
# Where am I going wrong?
What size do they need to be?
How's this:
(, Sat 31 May 2008, 10:32, archived)
# Anti-nonce?
(, Sat 31 May 2008, 10:34, archived)
#
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(, Sat 31 May 2008, 10:42, archived)
# jesus christ man why so big?
(, Sat 31 May 2008, 10:26, archived)
# I'll bet you haven't heard that phrase :P
(, Sat 31 May 2008, 10:27, archived)
# all lot of people say to me "get out of my garden"
(, Sat 31 May 2008, 10:32, archived)
# Are you a satanist gardener?
(, Sat 31 May 2008, 10:43, archived)
# haha did you actually google satanic gardener? :)
(, Sat 31 May 2008, 10:48, archived)
# yes
because I know of some pics of some Norwegians lads who took pics gardening and cooking and stuff while wearing corpse paint
(, Sat 31 May 2008, 11:22, archived)
# According to the FAQ
Upto 250kb is acceptable, those were 80/90 ish. I was only following the rules man.
(, Sat 31 May 2008, 10:36, archived)
# yeah that's poorly worded FAQ there
it's taken to be 50kb max for stills and
250kb max for animations.
(, Sat 31 May 2008, 10:43, archived)
# haha plum
READ the thing properly
(, Sat 31 May 2008, 10:59, archived)
# :( now now
It's ambiguous...
(, Sat 31 May 2008, 11:23, archived)
# only if you're thick
(, Sat 31 May 2008, 11:26, archived)
# nah I don't think so
it says: "anything up to 250 kb is acceptable."

So there is room for confusion. But they should read the next bit which says:
"Please do your best to keep filesizes as small as you can, ... A good joke won't be spoiled by a slightly lower quality image"

And these particular pics shouldn't be bigger than 20kb.
(, Sat 31 May 2008, 11:38, archived)
# *sigh*
I rest my case
(, Sat 31 May 2008, 11:45, archived)
# it's not really a good reason to shout at someone simply cause they misunderstood a poorly written rule
(, Sat 31 May 2008, 11:52, archived)
# ok..that's nice dear.

send me a postcard
(, Sat 31 May 2008, 11:54, archived)
# Oh but....
If certain people find insulting people on an internet board makes them feel like a man, as opposed to daring to do it to a persons face, in the real world, or having real friends, then let prodigy carry on.
(, Sat 31 May 2008, 12:20, archived)
# don't worry I'd call you an idiot to your face as well
(, Sat 31 May 2008, 13:17, archived)
# Hope so...
Then you'd get a face full of my male spendings as I frapped off in your direction, although I doubt that would put you off coming back for more.
(, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 0:07, archived)
# You'll have to excuse a few people around here.
They have an unhealthy obsession with moaning when someone posts images that are larger than a maggot's eyelash.
(, Sat 31 May 2008, 10:35, archived)
# Not my fault
If they have dial up, or too many porn torrents downloading.
(, Sat 31 May 2008, 10:37, archived)