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(I helped save b3ta! Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 0:11, archived)
# WHAT FUCKING EAGLE?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 4 Jun 2008, 0:11, archived)
# Wonders ALSO!!!!!
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 0:14, archived)
# at the end
it was ghey!
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 0:14, archived)
# Phew......I'm straight so that puts ME in the clear.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 0:15, archived)
# Methinks he doth protest too much...
Assume the position!
(Super Jet Shoes, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 0:34, archived)
# I remember no eagle
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 4 Jun 2008, 0:16, archived)
#
Not even the one that rescued gandalf off the top of the tower?
(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 0:18, archived)
# The film was kind of shit,
I can't remember any of it
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 4 Jun 2008, 0:23, archived)
# They spend the entire movie walking, sailing, climbing high towers and battling various monsters along the way,
then right at the end a fucking great bird picks them up and takes them directly back home.

So...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 0:19, archived)
# so you need to wait for The Hobbit to have it explained
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 0:22, archived)
# Well I guess you could argue they needed to get rid of the nasty evil forces first before such convenient travel was available,
otherwise teh big evil eye woulda zapped it deaded...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 0:25, archived)
# well, mostly Gwahir didn't get involved in such stuff
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 0:26, archived)
# ^this
The eagles were apolitical and would not have flown to Mordor while the Dark Lord reigned.

(Super Jet Shoes, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 0:27, archived)
# Teh Eagles had politics!?
Oh wait, intelligent walking trees, yeh...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 0:30, archived)
# No, they were apolitical
:-)
(Super Jet Shoes, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 0:37, archived)
# A political what?!
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 0:39, archived)
# I Don't think that editing & continuity were an issue in Tolkein's day bud.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 0:22, archived)
# the eagle came to save sam and frodo
after they put el ring in mount el doom



i dno what i was trying to do there....


the books are better!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaydie hasn't been on here in ages, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 1:10, archived)
# That old chesnut...
why didnt they just fly the ring to mordor and save alot of hastle...
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 0:16, archived)
# Would have been much better
than sitting through nines hours of shite.
(I helped save b3ta! Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 0:17, archived)
# 9 hours would have been better with more Sean bean..
I was like "Fucking do it Sean! take the ring, Yorkshire needs that power!"
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 0:23, archived)
# ^this
...and wield the ring to flatten Lancashire
(Super Jet Shoes, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 0:28, archived)
# *stands at border, shaking fist*
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 0:30, archived)
# Nonsense, no yorkshire man can wield the ring. It must be destroyed, but not by mortal weapons.
The ring can only be destroyed in the hot pot in which it was created.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 0:31, archived)
# HAHAHA
So Yorkshire is the land of men.. Lancashire is Mordor... Cumbria are the dwarfs? Lincolnshire is the Shire?

Who are the elves... Northumbria or Durham?
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 0:35, archived)
# Far away shores, must be southerners surely?
Look at them with their groomed hair and complete lack of beards!
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 0:37, archived)
# Whos gonna be the ents?
I think Scotland Wales and Ireland should get a look in here...
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 0:43, archived)
# They're trees!
You're analysing beyond any parallels now.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 0:45, archived)
# So Norfolk then?
...
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 0:47, archived)
# The bit with the ents in The Two Towers wouldn't crack me up as much if it was just people who are slightly inbred.
"WHAT, TREES?!!!..AFAGAFHAFHFHF MY LEGS!!!"
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 0:52, archived)
# GOLLUM IS A SCOUSER
(Super Jet Shoes, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 0:37, archived)
# Definatly
*cant be bothered to find that gollum-chav thing floating round the net*

I wouldnt be suprised if that was done by a b3tan actualy...
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 0:42, archived)
# Because the eagles wouldn't go
(Super Jet Shoes, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 0:28, archived)
# read the books.
booob.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 0:28, archived)
# they books is better
they mixed it up in the film.
made no sense...well, little bit....
but bits happened in the wrong films!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaydie hasn't been on here in ages, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 1:13, archived)
# ooo eck!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 0:30, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 0:31, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 0:49, archived)