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# That old chesnut...
why didnt they just fly the ring to mordor and save alot of hastle...
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 0:16, archived)
# Would have been much better
than sitting through nines hours of shite.
(I helped save b3ta! Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 0:17, archived)
# 9 hours would have been better with more Sean bean..
I was like "Fucking do it Sean! take the ring, Yorkshire needs that power!"
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 0:23, archived)
# ^this
...and wield the ring to flatten Lancashire
(Super Jet Shoes, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 0:28, archived)
# *stands at border, shaking fist*
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 0:30, archived)
# Nonsense, no yorkshire man can wield the ring. It must be destroyed, but not by mortal weapons.
The ring can only be destroyed in the hot pot in which it was created.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 0:31, archived)
# HAHAHA
So Yorkshire is the land of men.. Lancashire is Mordor... Cumbria are the dwarfs? Lincolnshire is the Shire?

Who are the elves... Northumbria or Durham?
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 0:35, archived)
# Far away shores, must be southerners surely?
Look at them with their groomed hair and complete lack of beards!
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 0:37, archived)
# Whos gonna be the ents?
I think Scotland Wales and Ireland should get a look in here...
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 0:43, archived)
# They're trees!
You're analysing beyond any parallels now.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 0:45, archived)
# So Norfolk then?
...
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 0:47, archived)
# The bit with the ents in The Two Towers wouldn't crack me up as much if it was just people who are slightly inbred.
"WHAT, TREES?!!!..AFAGAFHAFHFHF MY LEGS!!!"
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 0:52, archived)
# GOLLUM IS A SCOUSER
(Super Jet Shoes, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 0:37, archived)
# Definatly
*cant be bothered to find that gollum-chav thing floating round the net*

I wouldnt be suprised if that was done by a b3tan actualy...
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 0:42, archived)
# Because the eagles wouldn't go
(Super Jet Shoes, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 0:28, archived)