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# Feel free to save this for usage when I am not around.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 17:53, archived)
# TOAP?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 17:54, archived)
# toast on a penis.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 17:55, archived)
# NO TOAP ON THE FAQ
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 17:56, archived)
# Rofl RECTIFY.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 17:55, archived)
# lol TTSSATTSR
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 17:55, archived)
# *drowns in Calpol* *sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 17:56, archived)
# *rescues*
aw man, now we're all wet and sticky and... together.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 17:59, archived)
# I'm also naked!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 18:00, archived)
# *struggles for a bit*
me too!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 18:05, archived)
# Pics?
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 18:05, archived)
# EVERYWHERE.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 18:11, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 18:12, archived)
# UNGGGGGGGGGGG *spurt*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 18:07, archived)
# Except for good links being for /talk and not /links,
they're not to be wasted
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 5 Jun 2008, 17:55, archived)
# meh, a mere sub-rule
and mainly one that only applies to rnuk.

Given time, they will learn the exceptions.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 17:56, archived)
# It applies to everyone except you and SickRik
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 5 Jun 2008, 17:56, archived)
# tehe.
Cartoon hexy said "rectify"
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 17:55, archived)
# he's on the warpath
but i like :)
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 17:55, archived)
# *claps*
AND IF YOU FAIL AT THIS WE WILL GIVE YOU THE CLAP
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 17:55, archived)
# *tries to clap*
*misses hands*

(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 17:57, archived)
# You should have made this 55KB
for a laugh, like.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 17:56, archived)
# But....
"if you are posting a toap".
"Make sure it is so damn funny, no-one notices the fact you put text on."
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 5 Jun 2008, 17:56, archived)
# just to clarify my position on this
clarification indeed
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 17:57, archived)
# You have your jim-jams on.
*runs from impending martial art-ery*
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 5 Jun 2008, 17:59, archived)
# Jim Jams and body armour
and a 40 inch bit of wood to hit you with
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 18:00, archived)
# Eeep!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 5 Jun 2008, 18:01, archived)
# slumber-party-thumbs-up?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 18:01, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 18:03, archived)
# ...
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 17:57, archived)
# wheres the horses
:(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 17:58, archived)
# fix'd
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 18:00, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 18:07, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 18:03, archived)
# maybe it's my old age
but I'm not too fussed about the rules (man) ... it's irking when someone's being a cunt - but they're normally trying to be a cunt so they're not going to stop. Learners will learn about the conventions eventually and they should be encouraged more than they are.

*sings*

I believe the n00bs are our future....
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 18:00, archived)
# understandable. But there are people that are (me included sometimes)
so a nice, easy to read comic-book format guide to the main things to avoid was, I thought, a rather helpful thing to produce, so people can be presented with it in case of a breach instead of unhelpful insults.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 18:04, archived)
# good point
but see if I see this ... all the fucking time, and you're waving it around like a kid with his cock in his hand any time a new person shows the slightest sign of weakness - we're going to have words and the words will be 'HEXY YOU WANKER - OOootside NOW!'
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 18:07, archived)
# heehee, okay. I shall gaz it to them.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 18:12, archived)
# I for one welcome our new noncey overlord...
i read somewhere that you were a nonce, i don't realy think you are a nonce - i think i should stop typing now. I'll stop typing after I close these tags.
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Thu 5 Jun 2008, 18:04, archived)
# did you know
that if you don't close tags, b3ta closes them for you?

Watch...

I just opened a tag (ooh, that didn't work, it just made things smaller instead of typing . oh dammit. ANYWY YES, I'M NOT GOING TO CLOSE ANY OF THESE AND WATCH...
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 18:09, archived)
#
nooo!! you'll make everything below this post smaller as well!!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Thu 5 Jun 2008, 18:13, archived)
# wrong
nothing wrong with TOAP

A good joke requires no technical ability whatsoever, and is vastly more worthy than some piccy that is laboured over but a bit crap.

EDIT: And, as others say, you're a nonce.

edit: I also disagree with basically everything you say.

The only rule is "be funny or interesting". Which can't be turned into a series of only do X here, only Y here.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 18:12, archived)
# ^ some of this
i like very good TOAP every now and again.

(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 18:18, archived)
# OI YOU!
www.b3ta.com/board/8434921

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 18:21, archived)
# you remind me actually
of the times that someone starts a new thread with just text and someone helpfully calls them a cunt and tells them to go and check the faq and then puts them on ignore anyway -- if they checked the faq i believe they'd find something about how it's best not to start a new thread with just text, but nothing that actually says not to do it...

also i'm reminded of a time some brainless fuckwit who will remain nameless decided to hurl abuse at me and tell me to go to the faq because... err... i linked a post that was nsfw. stupid bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 18:24, archived)
# me?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 18:26, archived)
# eh?
no, i didn't mean you're a stupid bitch! i've nothing against you at all. just ruminating on naziism and all that -- absolutely nothing personal intended!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 18:27, archived)
# then please
continue :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 18:36, archived)
# i think i've said my bit, really
:)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 18:37, archived)
# This caused me to laugh
:D

edit: the nonce bit, not the other bit
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 18:22, archived)
# Fair enough.
This won't stop people getting angry though. This isn't a definitive guide to the rules... the FAQ is that. But there are things that aren't in the FAQ that still get regulars really angry. This is a guide to THOSE things.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 18:24, archived)
# it's just dogma
and posting this when people break "the rules" isn't going to stop people getting angry

it'll just rile people
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 18:27, archived)
# any chance of a new image challenge this week?
just curious :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 18:50, archived)
# tomorrow morning
we were all sent out of whack for ob reasons, but I've spoken to Fraser and we decided it was better to stick it up in the morning that at midnight
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 18:53, archived)
# cheers fella, and thanks for all your hard work getting things back up and running this week
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 19:30, archived)
# i disagree with your 3rd point
" View older messages "
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 18:15, archived)
# also
i thought the reason people got apoplexy over thread deletions wasn't so much the deletion of all the witty and helpful repartee but was more because a new post pushes one off the board but a deletion doesn't bring it back.

fuck the witty repartee. i can live without seeing a million people posting 250k fail images.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 18:20, archived)
# Shouldn't this say...
PRINT-out-and-keep?
/pedantry
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 19:56, archived)