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# If all the people
in Japan stood up and jumped all at the same time the resulting tidal wave would sink the Isle of Man.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:43, archived)
# the most
common girls name in france is 'fat dave'
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:44, archived)
# Chickens
are, in fact, herbs.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:47, archived)
# sheep
all drive Ford Fiestas
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:48, archived)
# if all a man's
veins and arteries were laid end to end then that man would die.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:49, archived)
# Depending on their size and breed,
some horses can yodel.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:50, archived)
# the difference
between soldiers and sailors is that all sailors are gay.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:51, archived)
# Only 3 out of
4 acrobats have ever been to Paris in the autumn.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:53, archived)
# saying goodbye
is always the hardest thing.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:54, archived)
# Sorry
seems to be the hardest word.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 12:04, archived)
# you are
frowned upon in many catholic countries.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 12:05, archived)
# If only the good die young,
how do you explain Gandhi?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 12:07, archived)
# it's a fine
line between love and hate. and with that i'm afraid i must leave you. bovine, as always, it's been a pleasure.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 12:08, archived)
# Also
soldiers taste better dipped in boiled eggs.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:53, archived)
# Every 2 minutes a woman has a baby.
we must find this woman and stop her
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:53, archived)