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[challenge entry] .
GooseWayne

/repost for the compo


From the Crap Superheroes challenge. See all 601 entries (closed)

(!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:21, archived)
# oooh.
looks just like whatsisname.

um.

Michael Keaton!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:28, archived)
# I bet that's
the George Clooney one, its all blue and shiny.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:29, archived)
# Michael Keatons real name
is Michael Douglas, but ol' prune face beat him to hollywood, so he chose Keaton (after Buster..)
FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:29, archived)
# Wow.
What an interesting fact almost as interesting as my 'no it's George Clooney' post.
Wow.


sorry
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:31, archived)
# .zZ
*wha?* sorry, sent myself to sleep with that one..
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:32, archived)
# Stewart Granger's real name was
James Lablanche Stewart, but again someone else got there first.
(Not that anyone knows who Stewart Granger was, but I love him)
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:45, archived)
# so does
my mum. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:48, archived)
# michael keaton
was born with no face so drew one on using one of them pens that's like 4 different coloured biros in one. FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:32, archived)
# michael douglas
keeps a pit full of pianos in his garage. FACT
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:34, archived)
# michael
parkinson has 2 arses. FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:34, archived)
# tito, the 10th jackson,
runs a second hand book shop in Largs
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:37, archived)
# the ginger
one from girls aloud will die at the age of 27.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:38, archived)
# In five years
Mercury will be drinkable.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:39, archived)
# the sun
is not as far away as you think it is.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:40, archived)
# If all the people
in Japan stood up and jumped all at the same time the resulting tidal wave would sink the Isle of Man.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:43, archived)
# the most
common girls name in france is 'fat dave'
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:44, archived)
# Chickens
are, in fact, herbs.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:47, archived)
# sheep
all drive Ford Fiestas
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:48, archived)
# if all a man's
veins and arteries were laid end to end then that man would die.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:49, archived)
# Depending on their size and breed,
some horses can yodel.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:50, archived)
# the difference
between soldiers and sailors is that all sailors are gay.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:51, archived)
# Only 3 out of
4 acrobats have ever been to Paris in the autumn.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:53, archived)
# saying goodbye
is always the hardest thing.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:54, archived)
# Sorry
seems to be the hardest word.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 12:04, archived)
# you are
frowned upon in many catholic countries.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 12:05, archived)
# If only the good die young,
how do you explain Gandhi?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 12:07, archived)
# it's a fine
line between love and hate. and with that i'm afraid i must leave you. bovine, as always, it's been a pleasure.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 12:08, archived)
# Also
soldiers taste better dipped in boiled eggs.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:53, archived)
# Every 2 minutes a woman has a baby.
we must find this woman and stop her
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:53, archived)
# if she does
you'll feel awful.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:49, archived)
# pfffffft, like
anyone'll remember who she is by the time she's 27.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 12:02, archived)
# I don't know
who she is now.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 12:16, archived)
# something to look forward
to, then.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 12:02, archived)
# no
michael parkinson is an arse, as is michael douglas and michael aspel and michael keaton.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:37, archived)
# Isn't it strange that
Michael J. Fox and Michael Parkinson share the same first name?
(Monk3yspunkmop3d throws grenades, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:51, archived)
# But
Michael J Fox has Parkinson's...



Sorry, so very very sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:51, archived)
# Miiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnddddddd Piiiiiissssssss etc.
(Monk3yspunkmop3d throws grenades, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:53, archived)
# Wow,
That was you?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:34, archived)