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# There is no spoon
Instead I give you a fork.



(surprisingly, not bindun before)
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:22, archived)
# about time!
*hasn't had a good forking in ages*
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:24, archived)
# *attempts forking*
*tines too early!*
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:30, archived)
# oof!
the handle! use the handle!
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:31, archived)
# Is that a line from Star Whores?
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:37, archived)
# yes
made famous during a conversation between princess lay 'er and jabba the slut.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:39, archived)
# And dont forget
Ben Obi Wan Ken-bumrape!
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:42, archived)
# ah, yes
and the brave captain hanjob solo
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:43, archived)
# Maybe you should get together with Mushroom.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:30, archived)
# yeah, i've heard he's a fungi to be with
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:31, archived)
# Well I heard that he was Shit(aki)
Hung like a button!
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:34, archived)
# yes, but it's shaped like a parasol
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:38, archived)
# Have you got something you want to get off your chest(nut)?
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:39, archived)
# Sounds alright
so long as it's not a stinkhorn.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:42, archived)
# Nah it's not,
morel's the pity.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:44, archived)
# don't talk a load of cep
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:46, archived)
# Back to killers point,
I heard it smells like (toad)stool!
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:48, archived)
# Yeah, some of these puns are crimini
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:49, archived)
# no spork
not a complete win, but definately worth of a click :o)
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:25, archived)
# I think I like his face
yes, I believe I do.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:36, archived)
# all fork and no play makes keanu reeves a dull actor
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:39, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 20:51, archived)