Every one a classic!
*cough* royal guardsman *cough*
( Barbarossa is coughing up his lungs on, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 15:59, archived)

yup on the list :)

( prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:01, archived)

^ That's a funny thing to say when you cough?

I always try and say "Bollocks" when I cough
( Wobbly Bloke has a massive fart brewing on, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:16, archived)