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[challenge entry] New petrol prices, soon to be everywhere

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(Pua'a ega-ega How much chuck norris could a woodchuck chuck?, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 13:30, archived)
# *squints*
Edit: That's better! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 26 Jun 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Does it say "ARM" and "LEG"?
(I helped save b3ta! TY&GN, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 13:32, archived)
# the prices will be so small
no one will know its £5 a litre.
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 13:32, archived)
# and they laughed at me
when i said i couldn't drive!
*walks free of charge*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 13:32, archived)
# ^this
although I get a lift when I can. Mum's free taxi ftw.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Jun 2008, 13:33, archived)
# mum can't drive either
or dad. only my sister drives and she is choosy about when she gives lifts :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 13:34, archived)
# damn
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Jun 2008, 13:35, archived)
# most of my family are within walking distance
i can see the pub, the shop, the mini-market and the doctor's from my front door ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 13:38, archived)
# *sigh* further for me
I like the order though.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Jun 2008, 13:42, archived)
# pub ALWAYS comes first
the doctor is last because you need him after you've been the pub and the shops, which sell more ale.
also, the chippy is opposite the doctor's, i just can't see it from my doorstep.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 13:43, archived)
# \o/
Damn straight.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 13:33, archived)
# I be cruising on ma 8-speed biyitch
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 13:35, archived)
# Hells yeah, breadbin.
Let's flash our muscular pins at the Car People. Ready? One, two, three...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 13:37, archived)
# wait
on three? or after three?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 13:43, archived)
# Fuck sake.
After three.

ONE

TWO

THREE
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 13:44, archived)
# but then it's a bit like on four
one

two

three

go
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 13:46, archived)
# *flashes*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 13:49, archived)
# *wanks*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 13:53, archived)
# Again?!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 13:57, archived)
# if it comes down to it
i'll ride a pushbike.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 13:36, archived)
# Get one for two
and we can go on jolly jaunts around the countryside.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 13:38, archived)
# what ho!
i even have a large wicker picnic basket with gingham cloth!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 13:39, archived)
# You, me, a tandem and some Pimms.
Wonderous.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 13:40, archived)
# smoked salmon and cucumber
or bagels and cream cheese?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 13:42, archived)
# Schmier and lox, schmier and lox *dances*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 13:44, archived)
# as long as we have alcohol
and there are no wasps or ant nests, i'm happy!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 13:47, archived)
# smoked salmon
and squirty Primula with chives. Mmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 13:46, archived)
# Put a dress on and you can come.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 13:49, archived)
# this is sounding delicious
but it must be on either incredibly fresh brown bread or poppyseed bagels
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 13:51, archived)
# can I come too, we could keep Rolf Harris in captivity and all
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Jun 2008, 13:42, archived)
# Only if you wear a summer dress.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 13:44, archived)
# I'm up for that
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Jun 2008, 13:55, archived)
# i have a lovely one
with tiny little blue and purple flowers on it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 13:57, archived)