Heavy Tourists


From the Fat Britain challenge. See all 261 entries (closed)

( rmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:14, archived)

haha.

( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:15, archived)

Jesus christ!

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:18, archived)

thats not jesus silly!
it's elton john i think.
( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:18, archived)

or Elton Joan by the look of the tits

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:19, archived)

He's put on weight since the crucifixion.

( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:18, archived)

all that bread and wine

( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:19, archived)

But if the bread is his body and the wine is his ....
ARGH PARADOX- *head a splodes*
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:20, archived)

shut up jeru
*kisses and cuddles*
( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:21, archived)

That's the gayest double act ever.


I couldn't convince myself to do any work today so I forced myself to do sit-ups instead, now my abs are really sore. That will teach the fucker to mess with me.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:25, archived)

don't get a 6pack or whatever. that looks so gross.

( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:27, archived)

Methinks that it unlikely, I'm just trying to teach my fucking brain that no work equals unbareable muscle pain.
That and get rid of the bit of flab round my stomach which has been there since forever.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:28, archived)

god, you're more of a woman than me

( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:29, archived)

It ruins my ability to look like a medieval axe warrior though.
Or at least make it muscley so I can take gunshots and buses to the gut.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:32, archived)

er yeah.

( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:33, archived)

Oh just picture me naked doing sit-ups or something...
Yeesh

Actually don't because that probably looks disgusting.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:34, archived)

i'd rather not

( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:36, archived)

And now a musical interlude!
*a musical interlude*
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:39, archived)

nah

( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:40, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8522709
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:21, archived)

if that were the case...
...then raising the cross must have been a bigger feat than fucking Stonehenge.

No offense to the person in the pic, of course.

ahem.
( rmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:22, archived)

i bet they spend a lot of time on t'internet
somehow you can just tell.
( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:23, archived)

Is that you?

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:19, archived)

YES!!!!
you're awesome!
( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:20, archived)

He's/She's even got FAT ribs!

(monkdagola new website: see profile 4 nutritional information, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:20, archived)

Yes, but where are the mardi-gras beads?
now wait a minute.

are those...mooobs?
( rmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:21, archived)

*checks what the new compo is*
*gets it*
ha!
( chezzo is young and bored of being young and bored, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:16, archived)