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[challenge entry] a picture of a fat british dude for the b3ta.com internet photoshop competition.


From the Fat Britain challenge. See all 261 entries (closed)

(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 1:36, archived)
# this a work of art

(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 1:37, archived)
# ello wots all this then? i would like an amburger with extra am and cheese.
britsh people don't say the letter 'h'.
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 1:39, archived)
# we do at my end

(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 1:40, archived)
# hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhooots mon!

(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 1:41, archived)
# thats because you all just try really hard to pronouce h's so instead of 'it working' and 'making sense' it sound really creepy because you're all like
"HHHHHHHHHhhcccccchhhhhhhello".
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 1:45, archived)
# You Assneck

(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 1:47, archived)
# hassneck

(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 1:59, archived)
# Harseneck, surely?

(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 2:01, archived)
# thankyou =)

(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 2:07, archived)
# top new york detective with a distinctive eastern european heritage
:D
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 2:19, archived)
# =D
Originally from Grozny in Chechnya, he anglicicised his name from "Yuri Aznek" to "You Assneck" after his arrival in the west, his analytical mind now is the bane of criminals in Noo Yoik City's dark underbelly.
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 2:54, archived)
# "MY GAAD! IT'S ASSNECK!"
"YEAH, you thought you'd beat me with yer cockermaimy plan, but now you're going to JAIL"

:D
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 3:13, archived)
# Determined to find and kill ex K.G.B. agent Sergei Wankov
who repeatedly raped and killed his granny back in his homeland.
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 3:27, archived)
# O SIT.

(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 1:41, archived)
# no doubt served with 'erbs

(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 1:41, archived)
# WE DON'T LIKE YOUR TYPES IN HERE.
NOW SCOOTER, HE'S DOING NO HARM.
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 1:43, archived)
# titelating teas served speedily at the thespeians superb restaurant

(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 1:45, archived)
# he smokes a little bit of the 'erbs.

(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 1:47, archived)
# REAL TRUE FACTS.

(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 1:45, archived)
# HELLO KITTY!

(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 1:41, archived)
# HELLO DAVE!

(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 1:41, archived)
# SNOG?

(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 1:42, archived)
# PWOAH

(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 1:46, archived)
# ILL TAKE THAT AS A YES

(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 1:47, archived)
# hahahahaah
hahaha
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 1:37, archived)
# I'M PRETTY SURE YOU READ THE DESIGN BRIEF

(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 1:38, archived)
# uuuuuh. no.

(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 1:39, archived)
# how can you tell if it's wearing briefs?

(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 1:39, archived)
#

(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 1:39, archived)
# I'd say fucking hell on a boat, but on a boat this would result in sinking of the boat

(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 2:01, archived)
# THis am all teh mad art skilz

(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 2:15, archived)
# Supoirb.

(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 2:17, archived)
# source?
aaarggh
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:14, archived)
# Ah havnae seen mah willy in two years
- that's long enough to declare it legally dead!
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:15, archived)