Britain welcomes Jenny Foreigners


From the Fat Britain challenge. See all 261 entries (closed)

( Piper Alpha thinks you should go do it your fucking self on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:52, archived)

Pffft
"Just add chips and marriage."
( We are the lemon Boycott shampoo, Demand real poo, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:53, archived)

The one on the right's far more attractive.
I like WOMEN not SKELETOR.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:53, archived)

Worst Lesbian ever

( WormuIus Handsome, Gay, pædo, King of France, AIDS, Hitler, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:54, archived)

because I don't fancy women with the bodies of 13 year old boys?
Then I accept.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:55, archived)

If I saw a 13 year old boy that looked like that
I'd buy a puppy.
( WormuIus Handsome, Gay, pædo, King of France, AIDS, Hitler, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:00, archived)

skinny legs and no curves?
They all look like that, pickle. Get thee down the local comprehensive at lunchtime.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:01, archived)

Jamie Oliver has a lot to answer for
fat birds rule
( MontyyouterribleCUNT www.ootsi.co.uk, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:10, archived)

We do!

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:12, archived)

you don't count as fat m'am
not by a long stretch
( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:32, archived)

Ahhhhhh ta
obviously, being a woman, I shall continue to think it.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:38, archived)

heheh

( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:39, archived)

Ha ha
Ha! :)
( Collatallie Sisters, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:56, archived)

some drink coffee, some choose tea
a handy metaphor for sexuality
( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:58, archived)

I like both
but coftea is HORRID.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:58, archived)

tru dat
tea and coffee that is, not manbums
( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:59, archived)

as long as its with jaffa cakes and hob nobs
who cares, as long its not rubbish like Rich Tea which isnt a proper biscuit anyway just floor scrapings
( The Tig and me, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:03, archived)

no seriously, tea and coffee in the same cup
is horrible.

Madeleines are the best for dunkage.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:04, archived)

THAT'S WHERE SHE IS!

( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:05, archived)

Why the fuck did I not see this coming?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:08, archived)

selective kidnapped child blindess
it's a common ailment
( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:09, archived)

A course of leeches.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:14, archived)

I just gone done 1000 posties
now madelaines - I shall experiment with these under strict laboratory conditions and report back
( The Tig and me, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:09, archived)

Also try galettes

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:10, archived)

THE BEST A MAN CAN GE-E-EET

( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:11, archived)

only in france but yes they work a treat
with extra wide mug

abbey crunch is a less well known but ideal dunker, it has stayability betwixt cup and mouth, saving you from those embarassing crotch crumbs
( The Tig and me, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:12, archived)

Tesco finest galettes
are not bloody bad, they're really not.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:14, archived)

nice one
but where's the nudity?
( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:11, archived)

me? nude?
only matron sees me nude
( The Tig and me, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:14, archived)

lucky matron

( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:16, archived)

I agree
curves are more fun than straights
( The Tig and me, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:55, archived)

.

( Abunar, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:23, archived)

indeed they do.
I don't care how skinny their legs are, I still like to lob one up 'em.
( Piper Alpha thinks you should go do it your fucking self on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:36, archived)

this is the winner
i think
(FoxA You can't arrange them by penis., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:31, archived)

Somewhere between the two, please
with a little bias towards the right.
( NobbyNobody got fired by the NHS for being sick, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:01, archived)

Slim girls are great.

( A Vagabond his uzi weighs a ton, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:05, archived)