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[challenge entry] At least our cricket team would do a bit better

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Until they outlaw Gut Before Wicket

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(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum is erasmussing like mad, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:00, archived)
# actually the fatest nation on earth is...
the current holder of the ashes
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2006-07_Ashes_series

aussie challenge anyone?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:01, archived)
# The trophy containing Jane Asher's cremated minge

(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:02, archived)
# I've never seen a fat australian.
The fattest one I saw was Max that used to be on neighbours 20 years ago and also harold bishop
(I helped save b3ta! Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:03, archived)
# arf!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:05, archived)
# As long as we don't have to play anything
as mind numbingly boring as fucking cricket.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:04, archived)
# golf?

(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Not as boring as cricket, IMO
how's life trating you Nibes?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:06, archived)
# I'm good, mostly
other than a vague sense of frustration and dissatisfaction caused by nothing in particular

I do have mini cheddars though
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Phwoar, lucky you!

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:10, archived)
# golf is an excellent game.

(I helped save b3ta! Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:07, archived)
# it really isn't

(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:08, archived)
# It is. It's a good game

(I helped save b3ta! Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:08, archived)
# no - not any more
OR EVER BEFORE THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRETY OF HISTORY
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:09, archived)
# it is, you've just not been liking it correctly

(I helped save b3ta! Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:13, archived)
# you make a convincig argument

(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Wii golf's alright
and crazy golf.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:08, archived)
# fucking cricket is the dullest sex game ever.

(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:06, archived)
# Word.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:07, archived)
# just cause england can't win

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Not really
more because it's grown men running around with picket fences strapped to their shins and running back and forth a lot.

The one exciting bit is when they chuck the ball, and only then because it might hit someone in the knackers or the face. But it never cocking well does.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:10, archived)
# I find it pleasantly enjoyable
... but in terms of hardcore excitement, it is lacking a little. Not that that's a bad thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:13, archived)
# I prefer rugby.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:14, archived)
# of course
anyone of even the most limited sensibleness knows Rugby is the preferred sport of the great and good. It's right up there with orgies.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:16, archived)
# *high five*

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Are we still talking about fucking cricket here or regular cricket?

(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:15, archived)
# there was footage years ago of some bloke getting
"treatment" to some bollocks that had been touched up by dennis lillie...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:15, archived)
# YEARS AGO

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:17, archived)
# no, it's because it's shite
and if england could win it would be "oh look, england can win at something shite"
(I helped save b3ta! Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:22, archived)
# how about a game I invented at my mate's barbequeue....
You sit in a circle on the grass and try to throw a burnt skinless sausage into a tub of pakora sauce. This goes on until someone gets it in the sauce. Whoever gets it in the sauce nominates who has to eat it. It was me that had to eat it
(I helped save b3ta! Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:06, archived)
# Was it delicieux?

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Oui.
it was also covered in bits of grass and soil
(I helped save b3ta! Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:08, archived)
# ROUGHAGE

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Shit, dude, we're not really talking about a barbecue here, are we?

(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:08, archived)
# Oh yes. and a legendary barbie at that

(I helped save b3ta! Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:10, archived)
# 'get's it in the sauce'
is my new euphemism of the day...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:08, archived)
# this sounds like a productive contest
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Lard Before Wicket

(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Still won't win
if we get no runs!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:03, archived)
# We'd get all our runs from no balls
as the bowlers get frustrated at the behemoth batsmen.
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum is erasmussing like mad, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:05, archived)
# Fair enough
*believes you as she doesn't know a hell of a lot about cricket*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Hooray!
And as a victory celebration have this pearoast from last night

please vote for it - www.b3ta.com/board/8522931
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum is erasmussing like mad, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Done!

(I helped save b3ta! Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:13, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum is erasmussing like mad, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:14, archived)
# I bet shitting a cricket ball is an interesting experience

(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:03, archived)
#
trust me, its not
(The front teeth of Omar Sherif Mexico's Greatest Transgender Actoress, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:04, archived)