1kg = 1000g
it's fairly easy, really
( mediocre FISTING FULL THROTTLE, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:20, archived)

Ah but which would be heavier?
A ton of feathers or a ton of gold?!
( riverghost bringing you bollock moustaches since, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:21, archived)

My sex cock

( mediocre FISTING FULL THROTTLE, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:22, archived)

Is that a gold member?:P
Twick qwestion. a metric ton (assuming that the feathers are static) is a different weigh as a gold ton!
( riverghost bringing you bollock moustaches since, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:24, archived)

One might point out the gold stays stable.
Where as the feathers will absorb and lose moisture,
changing the weight moment by moment. SCIENCE!!!
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:27, archived)

But gold will not stay stable due to economic fluctuations!
FINANCE!!!

Plus I tried to make Kate Moss fat for the compo but I can't seem to make it work.
( riverghost bringing you bollock moustaches since, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:31, archived)

Feed her some bacon

( mediocre FISTING FULL THROTTLE, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:31, archived)

Well I did try and slip her some more pork.

( riverghost bringing you bollock moustaches since, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:32, archived)

Well you shouldn't use such a tiny specimen next time.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:36, archived)

What's what GSM is for!

( riverghost bringing you bollock moustaches since, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:53, archived)

I have told this story on here before, but here you go again.
I passed a note around a lecture when I was at university, asking people to say what they thought was heavier: a ton of feathers or a ton-and-a-half of lead.

Everybody put their name under "they're exactly the same", except a little Malaysian girl who wrote "lead by half ton".
( The Hedgehog From Hell www.facejuggler.com, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:37, archived)

The moral of this story is that people like to feel superior and can be easily duped through a false sense of security.
And that students are idiots.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:47, archived)

The moral of this story is
Never eat oranges!
( riverghost bringing you bollock moustaches since, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:56, archived)