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( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:29, archived)

Hi, I'm Vanessa Feltz.
I like my cunt demolished by hard black cock.
Also, I'm Jewish AND a pointless cunt.
( Dekionplexis (Live) Dubtek Vs. Kriotek, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:30, archived)

Hi, I'm Dekionplexis!.
I like my cunt demolished by hard black cock.
Also, I'm Jewish AND a pointless cunt.
( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:31, archived)

Hi, I'm KittyVomit.
I like my cunt demolished by hard black cock.
Also, I'm Jewish AND a pointless cunt.
( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:31, archived)

Hi, I'm The Pope
I like my cunt demolished by hard black cock.
Also, I'm Jewish AND a pointless cunt.
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:32, archived)

Fuck you Chicago, I just spat beer everywhere, also.
I like my cunt demolished by hard black cock.
Also, I'm Jewish AND a pointless cunt.
( Dekionplexis (Live) Dubtek Vs. Kriotek, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:34, archived)

I'm Mitchum McSunday.

( Dekionplexis (Live) Dubtek Vs. Kriotek, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:32, archived)

Hi, I'm Jon Voight,
And as you can see, I'm invisible.
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:33, archived)

Yo, I'm the Voight and...
I like my cunt demolished by hard black cock.
Also, I'm Jewish AND a pointless cunt.
( Dekionplexis (Live) Dubtek Vs. Kriotek, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:35, archived)

Please post your invisible Jon Voight :D

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:37, archived)

FUCK YOU Chicago Jones!

( Dekionplexis (Live) Dubtek Vs. Kriotek, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:38, archived)

Oooo, I couldn't see myself being invisible.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:39, archived)

( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:40, archived)

Oh shit, WHERE HE GO???!??
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHA
( Dekionplexis (Live) Dubtek Vs. Kriotek, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:41, archived)

HE GO NOWHERE.
HE RIGHT HERE. VOIGHT INVISIBLE. YOU SEE? NO YOU DON'T. HE INVISIBLE.
( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:43, archived)

I try to see Voight, but he eludes me.
Heem like shadow.
( Dekionplexis (Live) Dubtek Vs. Kriotek, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:45, archived)

( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:46, archived)

^ VOIGHT

( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:46, archived)

I see Sub-Voight.
Mine eyes, they bleed!
( Dekionplexis (Live) Dubtek Vs. Kriotek, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:48, archived)

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:14, archived)

tony harrisson?
its an ooooutraaage
( Barry the Time Sprout twinned with Dan Ackroyd, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 7:58, archived)

Yesssss

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:06, archived)

that looks more like cambozola to me.

( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:33, archived)

hi vanessa
sorry you are a brillaint person really
( Darth Winston Rabbit former dances with rabbits, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:31, archived)

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:33, archived)

Greetings earthlings I am DEKIONPLEXIS
I like my cunt demolished by hard black cock.
Also, I'm Jewish AND a pointless cunt.
( Dekionplexis (Live) Dubtek Vs. Kriotek, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:34, archived)

That is EPIC
Beats/ rapes darth vader anyday.

(yes, im still here....just)
(taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:39, archived)

I fucking love the cape and spaceship.
:D
( Dekionplexis (Live) Dubtek Vs. Kriotek, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:40, archived)

hello, thanks :)

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:42, archived)

I AM yo fadda, also it sunny day.

( Dekionplexis (Live) Dubtek Vs. Kriotek, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:47, archived)

Hahahaha
You, sir, are a true artist.
*bows*

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:51, archived)

WIN

( mofaha, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:10, archived)

I love this like I always have.
:D
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:11, archived)

Feltz
Bet she's Feltz a CDC before now.

*sorry*
( namdrah On /board no-one can hear you groan., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:40, archived)

I'm just amazed that they exist in real life.
Imagine taking a man home, he's gorgeous, funny and intelligent, and you're in your flat and you're taking his clothes off and then... horror of horrors, his cock is crudely drawn.
( xmaschordal la la la la la, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:58, archived)

I imagine you'd try to rub it out...

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:59, archived)

*applauds*

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:05, archived)

i've never heard of the female equivalent on here
maybe it's only an affliction that affects men?
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:02, archived)

thats like Love Soup
someone on there dated a guy with pixelated genitalia
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:06, archived)

Haha what? I don't remember that from Love Soup, mainly because it always used to be a program which obeyed the laws of physics.
Although I didn't really watch the new series since they got rid of the American bloke and the whole series came unglued.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:10, archived)

you've called me on this and i have to admit this is the only moment on it that i saw
other than this bit it was a bit shit
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:19, archived)

hahaha, mrs wildyles just killed herself laughing at that!
funeral is tuesday, no flowers
( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:31, archived)

aww. i'm touched and saddened.

( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:33, archived)

"People in glass houses..."

( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:34, archived)

shouldn't wank in the house in case people outside are looking in

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:36, archived)

You knows your proverbs boyeeee.
You're confusicus ain't ya?
( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:38, archived)

hahaha! touché!

( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:48, archived)

:D

( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:50, archived)

Hi, I'm Vanessa Felts.
Can someone please explain to me why I actually exist?
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:31, archived)

she's actually a gravity well which will eventually destory us all
this is all true
the voices in my head said so
( Darth Winston Rabbit former dances with rabbits, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:33, archived)

:O

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:34, archived)

Well, let's see: First the earth cooled. And, then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died, and they turned into oil. And, then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes.....
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:34, archived)

lol
"dinosaurs came"
( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:36, archived)

lol
"munging"
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:12, archived)

?

( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:22, archived)

I will never let this happen.
Never.
( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:32, archived)

*Writes to Vogue to tell them never to put the rhyme minister on the cover*

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:53, archived)

Did you just call me Vanessa Feltz?

( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:54, archived)

actually, though not attractive
and clearly mad
she looks strangely elegant there
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:35, archived)

BUT LOOK AT HER TEETH!

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:37, archived)

noble teeth
they've served her valiantly
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:40, archived)

now they must go
*smash*
( Darth Winston Rabbit former dances with rabbits, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:48, archived)

Another Mag for Fat-Faces


(as seen in "The Face" compo, back in the day...)
( stereoroid yes, I'm a-Twit-ter, same name, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:54, archived)

haha.
if i could be arsed to open photoshop i'd change it to "everything counts in lard amounts".

but i'm lazy.
( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:55, archived)

Hi I'm Vanessa Feltz,
I'm hanging and hate myself, but I pretend to be cheeky and cheerful
so that I don't end up a blubbering blubber of hanging puss discharge
on a damp ground sheet in the middle of Sussex, weeping vile liquids
from my sweaty minge.
(monkdagola new website: see profile 4 nutritional information, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:56, archived)

in this image she REALLY looks like she's straining a vigorous otter out of her arse
:D
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:58, archived)

i really dont like her
lol fat :D
( op op op op op largely very dangerouse, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:59, archived)

her latest show
has to be the worst thing ever
(roryrattlehead http://wormgurgles.blogspot.com/, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:03, archived)