At a beach near you...


From the Fat Britain challenge. See all 261 entries (closed)

( Ninj, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:53, archived)

THERES A WHALE ON THE BEACH!


that poor sand!
( Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:53, archived)

thats not fat
its musclie :\
(roryrattlehead http://wormgurgles.blogspot.com/, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:54, archived)

You've got to admire her
for having the bresticular fortitude to put on a bikini and go out on a public beach looking like that.
( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:55, archived)

aye, fairplay
i'm a big lad but don't shy away from getting nude/ into trunks when the opportunity presents.

NO SHAME
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:58, archived)

*high fives*

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:59, archived)

tbh
she'd be better going the whole hog and abandoning the bikini in favour of a nuddy beach...
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:59, archived)

are nudist beaches good pickup spots?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:00, archived)

not if visibly arroused

( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:00, archived)

bugger

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:04, archived)

if you've got a huge cock

( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:00, archived)

I thought you weren't allowed to bring pets
or domesticated animals...
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:03, archived)

oh my, some beaches are just so repressed

( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:05, archived)

bugger

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:07, archived)

I'm not sure
I suppose it depends on how impressive you look naked.
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:01, archived)

bugger

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:10, archived)

this
i'm not a naturist, but do reckon we should all get nude more often, it's great
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:00, archived)

*gets nude*
*does ward rounds*
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:01, archived)

yeah - I'm with the Japanese on this one
community nakedness is a good thing.
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:02, archived)

indeed

( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:03, archived)

it's like evolution in reverse
she's lost her legs and arms and she's just waiting for Global warming to really kick in...
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:55, archived)

BACKTITS!

( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:57, archived)

hahah

( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:01, archived)

aw there's no need to be rude to her.
I'd do her if she was nice.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:58, archived)

Hahaha!
She said bum...

( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:00, archived)

This lady, is a product of the engineering labs of chedge industries
:D
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:01, archived)

So sad.

( xandmi TV treated, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:17, archived)

quick and very very smooth
check you out!
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:18, archived)

the hills have eyes

( inexpressible -> this space for rent <-, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:18, archived)

and the elephants have big ears

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:22, archived)