African Land Snails you say?
This place gets weirder by the day ;)

Right, it's pouring with rain, i'm off to Whipsnade to wander around in the mud
( Jahled So boring, you'll pass out saying my name, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:07, archived)

tis sunny here
neeeerrrr!
( Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:10, archived)

tis dark here
neeeerrrr!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:11, archived)

you work in a zoo dont you
would they want them??
( Rev. Jesse. Painting of the Batman-http://tinyurl.com/yhnk5rb, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:15, archived)

writing to Zoos
such as Chester, London and Whipsnade would be a good idea. I gave my reticulated Python to Chester zoo when he got too big to take to the pub.

or try here.

www.giveusahome.co.uk/
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:50, archived)

sounds like a splendid plan

( god save the queen hardly ever original, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:17, archived)