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(Canazza, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 20:32, archived)

Pfffft!

( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 20:34, archived)

pfft
i'm glad i know what Lb is, blooming teachers teaching my generation only kilos and metres
( Darth Winston Rabbit former dances with rabbits, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 20:36, archived)

700lb is two metres....waistline

( Mstandot, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 20:38, archived)

lies!

( Darth Winston Rabbit former dances with rabbits, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 20:40, archived)

Can't be far off!
www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/americas/06/10/half.ton.man.ap/index.html
( Mstandot, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 20:41, archived)

woah, look at the moobs on him

( Darth Winston Rabbit former dances with rabbits, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 20:46, archived)

i probably owe it to my mum's cookbooks

( chezzo is young and bored of being young and bored, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 20:38, archived)

Haha
I'll just take a couple of bingo wings please.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 20:37, archived)

Dude! How's work?
Been down/up to the coffee lounge yet,
to buy some overpriced food*?


*Made by fully trained chefs
( Mstandot, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 20:40, archived)

Hey, it's going pretty well cheers.
I've been surprisingly well organised and taken in my own lunch most of the time. D floor does smell pretty good though.
/cheapskate blog
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 20:44, archived)

Oh the smells...
Bacon cooking in the morning!! (but don't have any!It's greasy as fuck and even fattier!!
Grill bar is ace too.



Hairs raised on my neck when I read "D floor"

You are a proper Hallamshire worker now!!!!
( Mstandot, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 20:49, archived)

You say that as if greasy and fatty bacon is a bad thing.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 20:50, archived)

Good point.
But you can feel the cholestrol forming whilst eating it!
( Mstandot, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 20:51, archived)

I'd burn it all off walking back up to I floor

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 20:52, archived)

Oh Phooey!!.....Until recently,
Until recently,I had to walk across the full width of the hospital,from left to right and back and walk down from the top to d floor.
and I am still fat!!!

/broken lifts blog.
( Mstandot, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 20:56, archived)

The lifts are pretty abysmal,
it's faster for me to walk up. I long for a card to operate one of those special lifts.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:02, archived)

I has card!
It opens doors too!

Oh yeeeeaaaahhh!
( Mstandot, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:04, archived)

Show off.
I have an ID card, but I expect it's useless.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:05, archived)

hallamshire?
as in royal hallamshire?
if so... i think we may be neighbours...
(and mrs turd used to work on P floor, with the liver-picklers)
(polished turd wants a tragic blowchomp, but not before, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:07, archived)

Aye RHH.
You Sheff then?

My god There are tons of us!!
( Mstandot, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:10, archived)

yup.
the shitty of cessfield.
S5 to be (not very) exact.
(polished turd wants a tragic blowchomp, but not before, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:12, archived)

S14
But i'm not a chav!!!
( Mstandot, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:14, archived)

You're fooling noone.
I'm S3
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:16, archived)

StudentsLOL

( Mstandot, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:25, archived)

It's alright, they've gone home for the summer.
It's worth it to be able to walk to work.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:26, archived)

so,
just us workers left, then?
(thank fook)
(polished turd wants a tragic blowchomp, but not before, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:31, archived)

haha excellent.

( Mstandot, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 20:38, archived)

....

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 20:40, archived)

pffffftt

( Darth Winston Rabbit former dances with rabbits, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 20:41, archived)

fear me mad shopping skillz

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 20:43, archived)

I'd take my chances with this rather than Matalan.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 20:44, archived)

Ha ha ha!
Seamless ;)
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 20:49, archived)

Poor old Alan
perhaps he's just 'big-boned'
( The Great Architect, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 20:42, archived)

pffft

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 20:47, archived)

thats good, but i shall ruin it with TUAP

( Boff Keep Calm and Carry On, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 20:44, archived)

Would...
Woooooouuuuuuld!!!
( Mstandot, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 20:50, archived)

I am advised that it is perfectly acceptable
to suggest a threesome with Fern and Lorraine Kelly. Ensure your request is in writing with appropriate forms in triplicate
( Boff Keep Calm and Carry On, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 20:52, archived)

*spluuuuuuuuuuuuuuffffffffs*

( Mstandot, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:00, archived)