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# Speechless. Stunned. Shocked
Somebody got paid a large sum of money to produce this, the new Oasis album cover.



See here for the original.

[edit:] Surely the collective seaming might of B3ta can do better?
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 11:35, archived)
# Are they still going?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 15 Jul 2008, 11:36, archived)
# If you mean 'playing the same song backwards, forwards and inside out but calling it different names'
then yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 11:37, archived)
# you are going right over my knee girl.
Don't diss the Oasis.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 11:38, archived)
# They're lazy.
And that's hardly the way to punish me. Well, if you want me to NOT do something again.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 11:39, archived)
# Same shite
different cover.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 15 Jul 2008, 11:39, archived)
# pah.
you both appear to be afflicted with a touch of the lunacy.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 11:42, archived)
# Menswear, The Charlatans, The Bluetones, etc
All pee on the music of Oasis...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 15 Jul 2008, 11:44, archived)
# Ocean Colour Scene.
I liked them. And Cast.

Oooh, and Echobelly, but that's only vaguelly linked. But I still liked them. King of the Kerb is still one of my favourite songs.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 11:45, archived)
# ha - yeah - I liked them they were good
and I seem to remember the lead singer was a smoking hot lezzybin, which was alyways appealing to my young mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 11:46, archived)
# aye, she had a look of the good Shakespears Sister about her.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Cast were shit though
... and Billy Ocean Colour Scene... yuk!

Shed 7 were at T in the Park over the weekend and they were actually pretty good.

I really rate Primal Scream, best thing on Creation records for a good long time.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Right, bear in mind
this was around 1996ish or so, when I would've been 11/12.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 11:48, archived)
# yeah
I forgive you.

but only because you're pretty cool now (I think I used to be really into Black Grape - so least said soonest forgotten)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 11:51, archived)
# I'm not cool in the slightest
I listen to some right old tosh.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 11:52, archived)
# that's cool though
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 11:53, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 11:54, archived)
# dood;
not cool!

;)

\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 11:55, archived)
# Ahhhh, Louise Wener from Sleeper.
Her face helped me through those teenage years...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 15 Jul 2008, 11:48, archived)
# You're joking?!
Mardy little cow.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 11:49, archived)
# Yeah, because I was looking for conversation with her....
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 15 Jul 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Still though, she'd have felt the back of my hand on her face
before she felt the front on her arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 11:52, archived)
# If that's how you like it....
Do you know Max Moseley?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 15 Jul 2008, 11:54, archived)
# No, but I'm sure we've attended
some of the same gatherings.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 11:54, archived)
# *runs off and tells The Daily Mail*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 15 Jul 2008, 11:55, archived)
# Oh I don't care
As far as I'm concerned if prudes and sexless, joyless people want to stick their noses in the air and proclaim me to be some sort of sexual deviant then GOOD. Because that means I must be having more fun than the once-a-year-with-the-lights-off brigade. And if I ever become one of them, someone please end me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 11:57, archived)
# *tries to stuff worms back in can*
Hi!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 15 Jul 2008, 11:58, archived)
# :D did you expect a one word answer
on my chosen subject?!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 11:58, archived)
# I didn't know...
Dear God, I didn't know!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 15 Jul 2008, 11:59, archived)
# here here
people with an ability to find no joy in sexy time are the most sexually deviant of all
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 11:59, archived)
# True.
I'd say attending orgies, nazi or not, behind your wifes back is a pretty scummy thing to do though.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 12:00, archived)
# I love the way
he blames the paper for upsetting his wife, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 15 Jul 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Last time I checked, it wasn't against the law though
so this fucking witchhunt is pointless, needlessly invasive in terms of personal privacy and motivated by a complete lack of education in fetish and BDSM. It's a modern torch-and-pitchfork party and I find it sickening.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 12:03, archived)
# I'm not saying he should lose his job over it, or that it's any of our business,
but I am saying he's a scumbag.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 12:04, archived)
# I think it was more to do with
the Nazi element, being the son of Oswald and all that. And he's a Class 1 c*** anyway, long before this happened.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 15 Jul 2008, 12:05, archived)
# The amount of people that use images
and costumes to do with Naziism in fetish is humungous though. Are they going to come and set a honey trap for the rest of us as well?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 12:06, archived)
# I think the combination is the thing
And newspapers are scum anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 15 Jul 2008, 12:07, archived)
# the "behind his wife's back" bit is the shitty bit
consenting adults should be allowed to do what they like, if people find it offensive they don't have to join in or watch or even think about it...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Of course,
I've always been from the 'ignore it if you don't like it' camp for anything that doesn't cause harm.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 12:06, archived)
# I agree he's a grade A cunt though
but then - if we rounded up all of the grade A cunts and shot them into the sun there'd be no one left to run pretty much everything - and then I might have to do some of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 12:08, archived)
# I'll do it if I'm given a constant supply of beer.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 12:09, archived)
# it's intermittent at best
... 87% of the time
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 12:11, archived)
# That's not good enough, damn it!
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 12:11, archived)
# you should appoint
a continuous efficiency manager, set targets, produce management information...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 12:14, archived)
# It would be fun for a while though
even if society collapses afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 15 Jul 2008, 12:09, archived)
# I'm sure we'd all turn into grade A cunts.
also - I sometimes secretly think society could do with a bit of a good collapsing -- it's do us a world of good.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 12:10, archived)
# fuck me, it must be bollocks then
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 11:45, archived)
# bluetones came from up the road to my house
... do you remember when The Verve used to be not shite?

It makes me cry when I listen to Storm in Heaven...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 11:45, archived)
# One day I will see that lad
and I will belt him in his phenomenally ugly mush.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 11:46, archived)
# more than likely
yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Shoulderbarging is just RUDE
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 11:48, archived)
# KICK HIM IN THE NUTS
... with a run up
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 11:59, archived)
# I'm afraid I have to disagree with you
they are all of the boring and dull and so painfully over rated
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 11:43, archived)
# It helps if you constantly remind Oasis fans that the actual lyrics are:
"and may-beeee... I'm sure I ordered chips and gra-vyyyy".

they love it
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 11:41, archived)
# I just don't like the quality of Liam's voice
see: 'and all the roads we have to walk are winding'

the ing bit. That fucking whine. Noel's far superior in every single area but they keep that gobshite out front-and-centre for some unknown bloody reason.

Having said this, I really like a lot of the lyrics. But then Noels writes them, doesn't he?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 11:43, archived)
# Noel is far too busy Chauffeuring Lady Penelope about to be singing up front
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 11:44, archived)
# *snort* Oh you bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 15 Jul 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Noel's lyrics
Sounds like a 13-year-old's pathetic attempts at poetry. Just grab any combination of key upon the floor/behind the door style rhymes and repeat ad nauseum.
(I helped save b3ta! pixel_fucker is going to need a bigger brush, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 11:53, archived)
# Compare them to most lyrics from the nineties.
Exactly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 11:55, archived)
# I entirely agree.
Oasis would be an almost acceptably mediocre band with Noel singing.

As it is they're an annoying background whine, like a particularly loud bluebottle.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 12:04, archived)
# SEAMS FINE TO ME
WELCOME TO THE SEAMSIDE
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 15 Jul 2008, 11:37, archived)
# fantastic
now write to the Brothers Gallagher to claim your half-a-million pounds :)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 11:40, archived)
# Monies!
Yaaaaay!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 15 Jul 2008, 11:40, archived)
# Isn't that...
...the Sgt Pepper album cover (on a bad day)
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 11:38, archived)
# the Beatles except even shitter.
Yet again, I am pulling this phrase out in reference to Oasis.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 11:39, archived)
# I agree it's distinctly average
but then so are Oasis and they appear to be well regarded...

I've never really understood a lot of the choices we make as a collective species
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 11:39, archived)
# Julian House is clearly a genius at self-marketing.
But, perhaps, not a very good designer.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 11:40, archived)
# Noel Gallagher is a bit of a cock isn't he
(I helped save b3ta! crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 11:41, archived)
# Which bit?
I reckon a mole with a hair growing out of it.
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 11:43, archived)
# I was thinking the cheesy jap's eye
Or maybe the big blue vein... Definitely something cheese related though, very much like the music of Oasis
(I helped save b3ta! crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 11:44, archived)
# It strikes me...
... that if a complete and utter muppet walks into your studio with more money than God - it would be extremely easy to suddenly become 'the most expensive graphic designer in London', no matter how talentless you are.

Does noone remember that wonderful Tony Hancock film, 'The Rebel'?

;-)
(SenorPlankton is finding silly things to do ..., Tue 15 Jul 2008, 11:44, archived)
# Indeed
A very salient point senor
(I helped save b3ta! crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 11:49, archived)
# ha!
we need to set up a b3ta office in soho
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 11:49, archived)
# I can see it now ....


(just wish I could do perspective better!)
(SenorPlankton is finding silly things to do ..., Tue 15 Jul 2008, 12:40, archived)
# this is a more measured response
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 11:48, archived)