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# it's being in a ape costume AND a sailor suit that really gets you in trouble
I love calling Geordies 'monkey swingers'. They instantly respond 'no, thats them lot from Hartlepool'. It amooses me greatly.
(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 10:47, archived)
# I once had a lass from Essex explain to me with great conviction
that the people of Hull had killed a monkey for being a Frenchman...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 10:49, archived)
# I'm sure you put up with this story in the hope of getting some "classy bird action"™
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 10:51, archived)
# I tried
but my brain pulled rank over my cock :(
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 10:55, archived)
# haha
score one for brain!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 10:59, archived)