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[challenge entry] Shouldn't be too hard if you look in Panama
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From the Low Budget Film Remakes challenge. See all 715 entries (closed)

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 10:32, archived)
# this is a sad sad story
I don't know much about it, but I feel for most of the people involved except for the bloke... at least part of this sympathy is because they lived in Seaton Carew

Woo though - nice and tropical
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 10:34, archived)
# funny story, I was in seaton carew once
and nobody murdered me for "not being from there"

how unusual!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 10:35, archived)
# *shudders*
for reasons I won't go into, I was once dressed as a gorilla and being given a lift in the back of a car... my 'friends' threatened to drive me through Hartlepool
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 10:38, archived)
# woah, you don't want to give them species confusion round that region
for a variety of reasons :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 10:40, archived)
# we didn't go in the end because I thretened to take out my cock and
show them I was already hung... with hilarious consequences...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 10:46, archived)
# it's being in a ape costume AND a sailor suit that really gets you in trouble
I love calling Geordies "monkey swingers". They instantly respond "no, thats them lot from Hartlepool". It amooses me greatly.
(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 10:47, archived)
# I once had a lass from Essex explain to me with great conviction
that the people of Hull had killed a monkey for being a Frenchman...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 10:49, archived)
# I'm sure you put up with this story in the hope of getting some "classy bird action"™
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 10:51, archived)
# I tried
but my brain pulled rank over my cock :(
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 10:55, archived)
# haha
score one for brain!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 10:59, archived)
# i got killed a few times :(
i used to go there and play down t'arcades when i were a nipper.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 10:43, archived)
# ahh, arcades
where some "hard" kid would come up to you and demand money

they got upset when laughed at
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 10:50, archived)
# It's a nice post
and most amusing.

Fuck all to do with the compo though.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 10:38, archived)
# hmmm
Perhaps all modes of transport were replaced by canoe in an all out canoe based thriller?
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 10:43, archived)
# canoe chases
epic
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 10:43, archived)
# he's getting away!
not if I can help it... *paddles slightly harder*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 10:45, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 10:47, archived)
# next: America's Wildest White Water Chases!
followed later by "deliverance" and "the river wild"
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 10:53, archived)
# haha
sounds worth watching to me
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 11:09, archived)