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(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 12:08, archived)
# Fuck VOIP
Fuck SMTP
Fuck DNS
Fuck Linux
Fuck Windows
Fuck Computers
Fuck grrrr argh fuck cunt shit fuck cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Fuck the Poe-Leece?
(marshall19838 Oh once my wants and wins were one, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 12:14, archived)
# No way. I like those guys. Like the military and the ambos
and all the other people that do really shitty and difficult jobs so that I can rest my creme-puff ass on a comfy chair and dick around with computers at night, safe and secure.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 12:16, archived)
# unless of course someone hates you and says you have terrist sympathies
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 12:17, archived)
# You'd have trouble getting any credibility on that one.
The most 'rogue' of elements in my life is b3ta.com :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 12:20, archived)
# heh well
it all depends

there's a lot of randomness about
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 12:22, archived)
# comin' straight from tha undergroun'
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 12:16, archived)
# i'm straight outta guildford
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Fuck California!
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Fri 18 Jul 2008, 12:15, archived)
# CALIFORNIA UBER ALLES
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Los Angeles Uber Alles
or at least that's what they like to believe...
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Fri 18 Jul 2008, 12:19, archived)
# lol, techmonologiminy
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 12:15, archived)
# I spend fucking HOURS dicking about
setting up servers, moving hardware about, researching, installing software, finding it doesn't work, tweaking and fixing. Then I find the fucking VOIP login isn't working which means everything is on hold now until Monday when I can hassle the VOIP provider.

That and I arguably have too many computers. So many that I'm caught dithering and wondering what to do with them.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 12:18, archived)
# I would recommend using them for evil
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 12:21, archived)
# No!
Then someone will 'cuse me of being a terriririrst!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 12:24, archived)
# it's too late
if you have any opinion of your own on any subject ever it means you are a terist :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 12:26, archived)
# You englishers
have a very strange society.

Or perhaps, your world is just very strange because you're a terrirriristnist.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 12:29, archived)
# we're strange?
lol "sedition"

we're all doomed man

better get a few good shots off while you can
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 12:31, archived)
# easy papa
Fuck Linux
there! all better now!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 18 Jul 2008, 12:16, archived)
# they all suck ass man
all of them

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 12:18, archived)
# you're a mac whore aren't you?
go suck off a donkey!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 18 Jul 2008, 12:19, archived)
# I have
1 x Hackintosh (OSX Leopard running on an X86 box)
1 x Dual boot XP/Ubuntu machine
1 x X86 that's currently got CentOS on it but also has a HDD with SBS2003 on it
1 x Thinkpad T21 that was running Win2K but got reformatted to Ubuntu last night for no apparent reason
1 x Mac Pro G4 running OSX Tiger
1 x X86 sitting on the floor waiting for reallocation
1 x X86 sitting on top of the bookshelf with XP home on it, sitting idle.

(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 12:23, archived)
# nice...
um...
athlon32 3400, ubuntu hardy, previously fc8
t40 dual, gutsy/xp pro
the rest of the crap
p90 w2k
t40 xp pro
eeerm a bunch (~5) of old toshie laptops god knows what os is on em.
there's a couple of p3s lying around with xp on them

I've avoided the mac/hacs...so I pay them out. And disco loves sucking donkeys!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 18 Jul 2008, 12:31, archived)
# at least I'm getting some fucking action
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Yeah, yeah.
Pics or it didn't happen.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 12:33, archived)
# PICS PICS!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 12:39, archived)
# You fucking geek!
That's the only fucking you'll be getting tonight!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 12:42, archived)
# *raises eyebrow and emails girlfriend*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 12:33, archived)
# pfft
you know naaaaathing

naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaathing

mac whore.. dear god

you should be forced to use windows 3.11 for a month for making such a statement
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 12:24, archived)
# haha I just think mac is overrated that's all
I've still got a IBM ps2 tower with dos6.1 and windows 3.? on it
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 18 Jul 2008, 12:32, archived)
# and you have no idea what my opinion on apple is
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 12:33, archived)