This was crying out to be done......
From the Low Budget Film Remakes challenge. See all 715 entries (closed)
( , Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:45, archived)
From the Low Budget Film Remakes challenge. See all 715 entries (closed)
( , Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:45, archived)
Thats not a code, THIS is a code:
00010101111010101011100001010000111001111000000111010
EDIT: inabityo
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Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:16,
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EDIT: inabityo
neither did the eyeball
but that never stopped him compulating against the iron will of the seagull lairs big giant hydrogen fluff bum while a hedrd of migrating snails heard six swans flaming out across the rainbow coloured tarmac. avast sez he but they refused to.
and they keyed her shoebox while they were at it. rat bastids.
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Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:22,
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and they keyed her shoebox while they were at it. rat bastids.
ok clever clogs.
binary I can translate. I don't speak broken biscuits.
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Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:24,
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Its 3.21am
and this is b3ta.
Sense has no place here.
(why doesnt it make sense?)
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Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:25,
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Sense has no place here.
(why doesnt it make sense?)
because I get broken characters
when run it thru my binary decoder. But then it might be me.
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Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:26,
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In decimal its
771131482894394
Perfectly legitimate code.
So Nerr. (really think its time for bed, this is getting disturbing)
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Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:27,
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Perfectly legitimate code.
So Nerr. (really think its time for bed, this is getting disturbing)
Defo me.
You seem to be talking about something entirely different. I only know how to convert binary into decimal numbers. Wonder what the odds are of that random series of zero's and ones actually meaning anything in ASCII is?!
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Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:37,
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01101001 01110100 00100000 01100100 01100101 01110000 01100101 01101110 01100100 01110011 00100000 01110101 01110000 01101111 01101110 00100000 01101000 01101111 01110111 00100000 01100011 01101100 01100101 01110110 01100101 01110010 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01100001 01110010 01100101
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Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:42,
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Totally fucking lost on me that one.
Im afraid this is making me feel totally inadequate. This is what I felt like reading J-Pod.
*sob*
Edit: Tried converting it into decimal and it just spits out a Xto the power of whatever at me. I gave up at that point.
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Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:46,
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*sob*
Edit: Tried converting it into decimal and it just spits out a Xto the power of whatever at me. I gave up at that point.
this is code!
1AuBDScPPBOFgdcFAFqtplj6FIND/Rjthui3DNeP72VKevXw7sKNi6wUzUaFJflgh/DYDcqXAd8M
8h6iFxkkJQ==
:)
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Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:24,
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8h6iFxkkJQ==
:)
That makes no sense either!
I know it's base 64 but it won't decode to ascii :(
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Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:26,
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DECODED IT!!
1AuBDScPPBO F gdcFAFqtplj6FIND/Rjth u i3DNeP72VKevXw7sKNi6wUzUaFJflgh/DYD c qXAd8M
8h6iFx k kJQ==
right?
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Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:35,
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8h6iFx
right?
hahaha
I love those twisted messages that come from stenography, but no.
:)
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Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:39,
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:)
sad mammal
:(
*when you sick so sad you cry and in crying cry a fully grown tiger from your eye*
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Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:43,
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*when you sick so sad you cry and in crying cry a fully grown tiger from your eye*
haha, sicking and farting at the same time
when you have diarrhea
that's nasty :D
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Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:47,
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that's nasty :D
here let me lighten your mood with some number based japery
:D
well i find it funny any way.
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Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:30,
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well i find it funny any way.
And this!
jkdnjd;kl3940epoopdsiondexncuntflapsklsdnsjnxdhshitfacejsdkl44'
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Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:28,
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I've already got a Beauty Wand, a Nicer Dicer and an Halogen Oven.
How many more can I take?
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Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:32,
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have you not got the hint yet that
here at b3ta we frown on quantity but love quality?
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Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:46,
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I told you man
Your on Super-Crack™
Slow down, youve been posting like a postman doing a marathon postal round in the 1000m postman olympics.
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Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:51,
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Slow down, youve been posting like a postman doing a marathon postal round in the 1000m postman olympics.
My Dad's a postman
He's never posted an image.
Poor metaphor, therefore...!
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Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:28,
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Poor metaphor, therefore...!
No, I don't have the right and it would be
more discourteous than I usually am. Just that you might consider not posting image after image. It's not good form to keep pushing other people's stuff off the page even if it is slow. You can easily post all images in the same thread and as long as the thread is a challenge entry then it serves the purpose.
The page only holds 15 new threads so you pushed 2 off the bottom just now. It's just about being considerate for the other cunts.
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Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:52,
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The page only holds 15 new threads so you pushed 2 off the bottom just now. It's just about being considerate for the other cunts.
I take exception to you calling us all
...no, your right. We're cunts.
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Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:55,
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Ah! That was my mistake...
I didn't realise you could post various entries in the same posting.
You live and learn.
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Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:00,
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You live and learn.
I'm out of order.
I'm not the arbiter of what should and should not be done on b3ta. I'm just the idiot who opens his keyboard and says what many others won't.
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Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:12,
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haha. you appear to be welcoming me to a religion
where I am already a god ;)
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Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:20,
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I had a similar experience with Scientology
until I pointed out I was not a Scientol.
They were proper gutted. PROPER gutted.
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Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:23,
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They were proper gutted. PROPER gutted.
No prob!
I have probably been going overboard a bit because the last two challenges have been right up my street...err, so to speak! I love movies and cartoons.
I am a bit of an insomniac, so doing a bit of photoshopery helps to pass the night.
I am sure I will slow down soon.
Hey, maybe the next challenge will stump me! :)
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Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:18,
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I am a bit of an insomniac, so doing a bit of photoshopery helps to pass the night.
I am sure I will slow down soon.
Hey, maybe the next challenge will stump me! :)
I'm the same as you. My wife is away at work all week.
My son is in bed or at his gran's most of the time. I'm pretty much retired from work so I have way too much time on my hands. I don't sleep either so I come here and make a nuisance of myself.
I'm already hated and beyond redemption but if I can help a new person by telling them how to avoid ostracising then I've done a good thing to offset all the bad things I will keep doing.
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Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:23,
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I'm already hated and beyond redemption but if I can help a new person by telling them how to avoid ostracising then I've done a good thing to offset all the bad things I will keep doing.
I'm retired and on health insurance...
so I have loads of time on my hands.
When I do get to sleep, I sleep till lunchtime and then am awake all night. I can't.....oops, sorry Trisha flashback!!
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Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:30,
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When I do get to sleep, I sleep till lunchtime and then am awake all night. I can't.....oops, sorry Trisha flashback!!
you aren't, you know. you've been entirely in order
offering useful, constructive criticism in a reasonable manner
(i'm almost starting to wonder what's wrong with you tonight...)
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Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:25,
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(i'm almost starting to wonder what's wrong with you tonight...)
In my opinion you are allowed to live OR learn
choose one. now.
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Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:26,
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Except, yes you are
and you are an extremely discourteous, histrionic piece of shit.
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Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:54,
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Never listen to a word that cunt says
he's a histrionic piece of shit. His pictures are nice, but otherwise he's a waste of energy.
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Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:53,
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you have been a little bit "prolific"
something outside of the movie poster genre would be nice :)
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Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:51,
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Ow. You can borrow him. He's gentle.
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Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:09,
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AWWWL! Slaaanty kittttty :)
*pours some more generic heavily diluted Strawberry and Kiwi waters into his drinking recepticle*
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Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:12,
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I joined to take part in the Image Challenges
which I have been doing.
I enjoy photoshopping stuff and this is a great outlet. At the moment I have a fair bit of time on my hands so I have been posting.
If you all want me to stop, say so!
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Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:54,
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I enjoy photoshopping stuff and this is a great outlet. At the moment I have a fair bit of time on my hands so I have been posting.
If you all want me to stop, say so!
So!
A needle pulling thread..... Lah! A note to follow Sooooo.....
Tea!
etcetera etceteraaaaaaa
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Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:57,
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Tea!
etcetera etceteraaaaaaa
yes but to be honest you are just making the standard
'movie poster' change a little bit post. We see thousands of them and rarely anything new. The image challenge is for coming up with an idea that conveys the movie was made on a budget. not "get a movie, change it to something else you fucking genius'"
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Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:54,
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just so you're sure
you seem to be getting the "you appear to be able to do good stuff. just filter it a bit and only post the stuff you think is worthwhile, rather than everything" criticism
this is a good sign. it means people are interested in what you come up with, as long as they don't have to sort through all the half-finished ideas as well
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Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:59,
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this is a good sign. it means people are interested in what you come up with, as long as they don't have to sort through all the half-finished ideas as well
Who the fuck sees Godot in French?!
I speak French and I'm a Beckett fan, but even I would be badly lost by Godot en Francais! Zut!
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Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:55,
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weirdly, my housemate was just telling me last night
about reading an old university essay his girlfriend wrote on reading beckett in french.
perhaps i'll have to have a look too
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Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:03,
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perhaps i'll have to have a look too
I wouldnt bother.
I've had an ex who worshipped Beckett, and an ex who was French. the combination of the two would make for an excellent threesome but a crappy essay.
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Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:08,
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perhaps if you'd organised said threesome
for the purposes of writing an essay about it
best of both worlds?
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Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:17,
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best of both worlds?
hey-zeus that would have been one hell of an idea
but the two ex's were a good (or rather bad) 6 months apart at least, and one was in other countries at the time when the other was in possible threesome-contriving-presence.
Oh, and the second would have NEVER been up for it, no matter had I explained the essay as some kind of labour of love to glorious Science/Linguistics/Sociology/Porn. She were a little stuck up like that I suppose...!
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Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:22,
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Oh, and the second would have NEVER been up for it, no matter had I explained the essay as some kind of labour of love to glorious Science/Linguistics/Sociology/Porn. She were a little stuck up like that I suppose...!
when doing gcse drama we did a scene from waiting for godot
the stage direction that always got me giggling was
"hand to pubis"
fantastic.
never seen the whole thing just know they should touch their pubis during it other wise they are doing it wrong.
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Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:08,
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"hand to pubis"
fantastic.
never seen the whole thing just know they should touch their pubis during it other wise they are doing it wrong.
You're copy was incomplete
The stage direction is:
'Hand to Pub is here very inappropriate. keeps hands from drinking venues throughout this scene'
I believe Alec Guinness had the same problem... well documented...
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Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:11,
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'Hand to Pub is here very inappropriate. keeps hands from drinking venues throughout this scene'
I believe Alec Guinness had the same problem... well documented...
But for the appalling, unforgiveable grammar mistake
you're = your
and marshall19838 = English graduate & professional writer. Balls.
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Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:20,
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and marshall19838 = English graduate & professional writer. Balls.
shit, I am almost out of weak heavily diluted apple and blackcurrant drink
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Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:58,
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but the spar is shut!
I would have to break it!
this would be nawty
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Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:01,
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this would be nawty
But you're almost out of weak heavily diluted apple and blackcurrant drink.
There's not a jury in the land who'd condemn you.
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Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:03,
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unless they were a SPARtan jury
I must console myself with waitrose orange
it is the only way
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Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:04,
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it is the only way
I think the very best massively diluted fruit drink is the Oasis orange one.
It's so watery it barely tastes of anything but it seems to contain some kind of anti-science particle which makes the drink taste colder.
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Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:16,
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