British people naturally emit our own pleasing musk.
We don't need soap.
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Fri 22 Aug 2008, 10:50,
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No they're the ones that don't like people that make disparaging comments about garlic.
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Fri 22 Aug 2008, 10:55,
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Fuck it,
we're the third best sporting nation in the world at the moment.
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Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:12,
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We'll always have the best medals-to-population ratio.
Also: knowing England, you'll find a way to fuck it up before the games end.
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Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:14,
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ooh yea I forgot it's team england over there not Great Britain
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BRITISH TENNIS PLAYER ANDREW MURRAY INTO SEMIS AT WIMBELDON
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Scotish Murray Fucks Britain's chances at Wimbeldon.
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Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:24,
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Scotish Murray Fucks Britain's chances at Wimbeldon.
You're sixth at the moment, medal to population wise.
According to channel 4's calculations anyway.
Jamaica, Slovenia, Bahrain, New Zealand, Estonia, Australia.
We're 22nd.
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Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:17,
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Jamaica, Slovenia, Bahrain, New Zealand, Estonia, Australia.
We're 22nd.
Haha.
What I like best about these Olympics is the way America are doing the winners tables in a different way to the rest of the world, just so they can pretend China aren't beating them.
According to their way of doing it, winning a bronze is just as good as winning a gold medal.
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Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:28,
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According to their way of doing it, winning a bronze is just as good as winning a gold medal.
I like how on the official Beijing 2008 website, Australia and UK are ranked equal fourth
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Only if you go by the 'total number of medals' thing.
Along the left is the more usual ranking.
Like I said, any system which says a bronze is as good as a gold is ridiculous.
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Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:37,
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Like I said, any system which says a bronze is as good as a gold is ridiculous.