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# ha!
but quite frankly the appearance of a '50s-era robot in the ancient middle-east is about as likely as the conventional version of events...
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:31, archived)
# so yhwh knocked up this slag and then some burbling metal man made us all cheese sandwiches and then the grasshoppers ruined everything.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:33, archived)
# exactly!
but some people got grilled cheese and others got open-topped mozzarella on crackers and that explains the Ostrogoths going mental
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:35, archived)
# was there caramelised red onion with the grilled cheese?
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:38, archived)
# and then there's the unpasteurised/unripened cheese schisms and the wars fought over them.
and whether camel milk and porpoise milk cheeses are valid.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:38, archived)
# www.invalidporpoisemilk.com
register it now!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:44, archived)
# ick. i don't want milk from crippled porpoises.
what kind of a sicko are you?
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:46, archived)
# it's a practicality thing
carrying my wooden bucket I can never catch the healthy ones
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:48, archived)
# and from that day
the murderous hatred between those who eat the holy grilled cheese and the infidels who consume the fat of open-topped mozzarella would grow

lol, religion, it's all completely made up

:D
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:03, archived)
# i love mass hysteria, it's so becoming.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:09, archived)