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# I like it when Adam and Eve get kicked out of Eden and just move to another village.
You know. That other village that was right near where the first man and woman lived.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 20:24, archived)
# i love the bit
where, despite there being only 4 humans on earth, cain and abel manage to find enough women to be able to choose wives. that's some fucking plothole.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 20:26, archived)
# crazy motherfuckers!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 21:01, archived)
# heheheh
no matter how rawksome your mother was, would you want to go there after your dad?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 21:03, archived)
# err
village?
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 20:44, archived)
# the lord god said
"the man has now become like one of us"

us? US??? how many fucking gods are there in that book???
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 20:56, archived)
# More than one
God would like fight Baal and shit
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 21:07, archived)
# baal would kick god right up the robe
and then have a big shit in the garden of eden
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 21:14, archived)
# I don't have my king james handy
but I believe it's right after that part. Or it's another version of the story in genesis.

edit: Well I can't find it. Maybe it's just the thing with Caine moving to another village.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 21:08, archived)