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# Dammit! Have a shave man!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:31, archived)
# You have no idea how right you are.
I'll pop into work later get a head start on all the admin crap I need to do.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:32, archived)
# I love my job
I can get away with a twice weekly shave:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:35, archived)
# I counteract shaving
by being unable to grow a proper beard.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:37, archived)
# You lucky bastard
To look clean shaven I'd have to shave 2-3 times a day!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:40, archived)
# to look clean
would require the same amount of baths you paraffin! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:42, archived)
# silly pasanonic
Everyone knows washing is unhealthy. IT's how the devil gets into your anus.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:45, archived)
# Yeah, well...
I'm going grey.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:43, archived)
# .
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(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:45, archived)
# Fortunately all the greying areas I have (bar the odd chest hair)
is a shaved area, side of head, face, palms of hands.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:46, archived)
# hahahaha
palms lolz
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:47, archived)
# my facial hair grows so slowly i have a shave about once a month.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:46, archived)
# you are 14
AICMFP!
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:47, archived)
# Well he does bring his mum to bashes:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:48, archived)
# I have to keep one sideburn in check
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:48, archived)
# You bunch of girls!
My stubbles so lushious and think that a team of sherpahs have to trim it hourly with machettes!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:50, archived)
# Well you are 8 feet taller than me
and regularly inject yourself with extract of bull semen.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:51, archived)
# Actually is commonly known that bull inject themselves with riverghost swimmers
to make them feel more masculin!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:54, archived)