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[challenge entry] it was tough being a bot in the 50's

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(bathtub has renounced CS3 for paint.net, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:24, archived)
# I love big bots and I can't deny!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:26, archived)
# You've got friends on in the background too, then?
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:28, archived)
# No only that
I was waiting for someone to reply 'You've got friends on in the background too, then?':P

EDIT: I have a TV on at work, what's your excuse?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:28, archived)
# I'm at home, I've still got a week's worth of holiday :D
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:30, archived)
# Dammit! Have a shave man!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:31, archived)
# You have no idea how right you are.
I'll pop into work later get a head start on all the admin crap I need to do.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:32, archived)
# I love my job
I can get away with a twice weekly shave:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:35, archived)
# I counteract shaving
by being unable to grow a proper beard.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:37, archived)
# You lucky bastard
To look clean shaven I'd have to shave 2-3 times a day!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:40, archived)
# to look clean
would require the same amount of baths you paraffin! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:42, archived)
# silly pasanonic
Everyone knows washing is unhealthy. IT's how the devil gets into your anus.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:45, archived)
# Yeah, well...
I'm going grey.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:43, archived)
# .
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(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:45, archived)
# Fortunately all the greying areas I have (bar the odd chest hair)
is a shaved area, side of head, face, palms of hands.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:46, archived)
# hahahaha
palms lolz
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:47, archived)
# my facial hair grows so slowly i have a shave about once a month.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:46, archived)
# you are 14
AICMFP!
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:47, archived)
# Well he does bring his mum to bashes:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:48, archived)
# I have to keep one sideburn in check
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:48, archived)
# You bunch of girls!
My stubbles so lushious and think that a team of sherpahs have to trim it hourly with machettes!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:50, archived)
# Well you are 8 feet taller than me
and regularly inject yourself with extract of bull semen.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:51, archived)
# Actually is commonly known that bull inject themselves with riverghost swimmers
to make them feel more masculin!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:54, archived)
# haha
work. pfft.

Can anyone recommend a good breakfast wine?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:34, archived)
# Yes
Smirnoff.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:35, archived)
# super.
I'm going to have a Smirnoff and alker-seltzer breakfast cocktail.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:36, archived)
# Brave, brave chap.
I spent the last two days on a farm playing with a 2 year old, it was brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:39, archived)
# Mr Glitter?
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:39, archived)
# mrs...
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:40, archived)
# That's what she WANTS you to think!
Edit:

Must stress I have met the lovely Cappn' and she is indeed womanly.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:41, archived)
# i think it often
*fwaps*

sorry, a/c off
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:43, archived)
# Auntie Fae actually
which is VERY pleasing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:41, archived)
# I know!
Being uncle Jim is bloody brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:44, archived)
# I'm not a real Auntie
I'm just a 'friend of Mummy and Daddy' style Auntie.

I'm in love with the boy though, he's the best thing in the world.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:45, archived)
# I'm an uncle too
Admittedly I haven't met one of them:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 10:04, archived)
# hehe teh wow is getting broody!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:57, archived)
# oh if only
I could spend my weekends playing with 2 year olds.

I'm dog sitting in Milton Keynes.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:40, archived)
# I hope it's a nice dog
and not a small yappy thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:42, archived)
# er
is it a bit like teabagging?
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:44, archived)
# No
he sits on small dogs and rides them round the Buckinghamshire countryside screaming 'tally ho' and throwing bits of brick at people from Buckingham.

Which is understandable, they're shitbags.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:45, archived)
# he's a bit posh then
OY, POSH CUNT, tally ho
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:47, archived)
# I have no idea.
I reckon a bit posh. I just do a good impression of posh, I'm really scum.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:49, archived)
# d'ya wanna be in my gang
*closes circle*
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:53, archived)
# I say.
How dare you oiks call me posh. I'm as common as the rest of you types and any more of your aspersions and I'll speak to your landowner at the next hunt and have you turfed from your hovels.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 10:14, archived)
# Hunt the hunters!
*toots horn*
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:47, archived)
# *just toots*
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 10:13, archived)
# How about...
"Awwww, this porridge is too hot..."
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:36, archived)
# I'd recommend a young moscato.
but you've got me on ignore so you'll never know.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:42, archived)
# 50s future robots
are better then the robots we have now. All robots should be square, move awkwardly and have bleeping lights on the front.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:29, archived)
# Wouldn't 50's future robots be from the 2050's?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:30, archived)
# agreed
dont forget the halting monotone voice synthesiser
(bathtub has renounced CS3 for paint.net, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:31, archived)
# or rather
dont for-get the hal-ting mon-o-tone-voice synth-e-si-ser
(bathtub has renounced CS3 for paint.net, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:32, archived)
# Indeed
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:32, archived)
# sorry, but robots are scum of the earth and deserve persecution... :D
excellent stuff!

'ningles everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:31, archived)
# 'ning

I have just the community for you: community.livejournal.com/robot_haters
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:32, archived)
# hahah! 'ning medi
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:43, archived)
# As I am neither a robot nor the 50s,
I feel decidedly unable to comment on this image.

I shall however link to an drawing I drew last week which some of you dirty shirkers may have missed. May have, mind you. Not have.

www.b3ta.com/board/8676054

So anyway, how are all you shiny blasts today? Have you got any wonderful news for me?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:40, archived)
# i missed it
and i thank you for giving me the opportunity to rectify my oversight.

also, i've run out of baccy so i'm off to spain tomorrow to get some more, i may even lounge around on a beach for a bit while i'm there.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:49, archived)
# Whereabouts in Spain?
Huh?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:51, archived)
# manilva
it's just up the road from gibralta on the costa del boy
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:55, archived)
# Hello, yes.
I vaguely know the area.
I used to go to school in Gibraltar y'see.
Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 10:02, archived)