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# Yes
Smirnoff.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:35, archived)
# super.
I'm going to have a Smirnoff and alker-seltzer breakfast cocktail.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:36, archived)
# Brave, brave chap.
I spent the last two days on a farm playing with a 2 year old, it was brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:39, archived)
# Mr Glitter?
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:39, archived)
# mrs...
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:40, archived)
# That's what she WANTS you to think!
Edit:

Must stress I have met the lovely Cappn' and she is indeed womanly.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:41, archived)
# i think it often
*fwaps*

sorry, a/c off
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:43, archived)
# Auntie Fae actually
which is VERY pleasing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:41, archived)
# I know!
Being uncle Jim is bloody brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:44, archived)
# I'm not a real Auntie
I'm just a 'friend of Mummy and Daddy' style Auntie.

I'm in love with the boy though, he's the best thing in the world.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:45, archived)
# I'm an uncle too
Admittedly I haven't met one of them:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 10:04, archived)
# hehe teh wow is getting broody!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:57, archived)
# oh if only
I could spend my weekends playing with 2 year olds.

I'm dog sitting in Milton Keynes.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:40, archived)
# I hope it's a nice dog
and not a small yappy thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:42, archived)
# er
is it a bit like teabagging?
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:44, archived)
# No
he sits on small dogs and rides them round the Buckinghamshire countryside screaming 'tally ho' and throwing bits of brick at people from Buckingham.

Which is understandable, they're shitbags.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:45, archived)
# he's a bit posh then
OY, POSH CUNT, tally ho
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:47, archived)
# I have no idea.
I reckon a bit posh. I just do a good impression of posh, I'm really scum.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:49, archived)
# d'ya wanna be in my gang
*closes circle*
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:53, archived)
# I say.
How dare you oiks call me posh. I'm as common as the rest of you types and any more of your aspersions and I'll speak to your landowner at the next hunt and have you turfed from your hovels.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 10:14, archived)
# Hunt the hunters!
*toots horn*
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:47, archived)
# *just toots*
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 10:13, archived)