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# To Happy Toast (apologies for length)
I went out to dinner with Jason and Ali and their 2 children. Liam (8) and Lolly (Lauren, nearly 6).
It was Lolly's birthday in 2 days time so on top of her present I gave her a printed copy
of your Batman/Penguin picture and said that a nice man called Happy Toast made it for her and
Liam.
They loved it and then I told Liam to read out loud what it said so he started reading...
'Batman hitting the penguin so hard that ..... hahahahahahaha MUMMY LOOK! hahahahaha'.
Liam was so hysterical with laughter that he could hardly breath.
Lolly said 'Mummy, tell me! what does it say!'
Alison reads it out to her and she gets hysterical with laughter.
They calm down a bit then Lolly looks at the picture again and screeches 'MUMMY! LOOK! HE DREW POO!'
They both get hysterical again. Other diners turn round and start giggling.
Lauren then screeches 'Adele! look!' (Adele is our waitress).
Adele comes over and Lolly says 'Look! poo!' and showed her the picture, pointing with glee at the poo.
Jason's head is in his hands, very embarrassed. Ali and I are laughing our heads off along with the children
and the waitress. Much glees all around.
Anyway, to thank you, Lauren said she wanted to draw you something so I said you'd probably like a picture
of a lady in a bikini.
By the way, Liam asked 'Is Mr Happy Toast gay?'. I asked 'What is gay, Liam?'. He said 'It's when people like sex'.
So I said, 'then yes, Happy Toast probably is gay'.
The end.
Edit: The post that brought down the house
www.b3ta.com/board/8689320



(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 18:22, archived)
# Awww, that's lully!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 18:24, archived)
# That made me laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 18:25, archived)
# TO UNCLE: HAPPY TOAST
YOUXXAJXOXOXXOXOXXOX
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 18:25, archived)
# :D
pretty spooky how her happy toast drawing looks like happytoast
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 2 Sep 2008, 18:26, archived)
# Yes
I thought that too.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 18:33, archived)
# EPIC
WOOOS ALL ROUND
(I helped save b3ta! RonnieBint This is no umbrella to take into the wind!, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 18:26, archived)
# Hee hee!
What a sultry bikini lady. :D
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 18:27, archived)
# Haha
Fantastic. :D

Young b3tans-to-be, obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 18:27, archived)
# For sure
The first time I asked her to draw me, she drew me standing next to a loo filled with poo.

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 18:32, archived)
# Hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 18:27, archived)
# TOP SCOOP: HAPPY TOAST IS A BUMDER.
Also aw.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 18:28, archived)
# i love uncle happy toast
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 18:32, archived)
# You utter star
I Love this, and Liam & Lolly sound well cool.
I must admit to having printed off a couple of pics on here and taken them to the pub of a Friday night.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 18:32, archived)
# :D that's the loveliest review of my work I have ever read
I am printing that off now and keeping it somewhere safe.

And yes, I am very gay, Mrs toast will vouch for that


Hahaha, does that say Uncle Happy toast? :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 18:33, archived)
# She also drew you 2 very lovely dogs and a butterfly
But my camera's batteries died and my scanner is playing up.

Yes, she is very respectful of older people so everyone is uncle or auntie.
She is an absolutely delightful little girl but is completely obsessed with poo and lady bumps. A true B3taling.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 18:37, archived)
# Excellent stuff :D
Start 'em young....then...UNEXPECTED GOATSE.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 18:34, archived)
# thats brilliant!
you really do bring 'all of the happies' dont you?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 18:38, archived)
# I dunno about that
I just levitate towards happy people :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 19:02, archived)
# You might mean gravitate,
but I enjoy the mental image of levitate. Also, nice hat.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 19:03, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
When I typed that I thought "Oops, wrong word" then pictured myself levitating and decided it conjured up a better mental image so left it.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 19:14, archived)
# You gave a six year old
a picture of poo!!!
You should be ashamed of yourself!!!


:P
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 18:39, archived)
# Arf
It makes a change. A lot of the pictures she draws contains poo :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 18:47, archived)
# hahaha aaaaw so cute :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 18:57, archived)
# WIN
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 19:02, archived)
# awwwwwwwww
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 19:02, archived)
# Hand for tits
Tits for hands.
The lovely freaky world of a six year old.

Hands for tits.
Tits for hands.
You'll be in fucking jail if you're not careful.

Because I'm a horrid grass and a hateful bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 2 Sep 2008, 19:17, archived)