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# hallowe'en decor i made today. very scary stuff. beware!




another shot here.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 2:44, archived)
# Ergonomic donald duck shoes?
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 2:46, archived)
# that's what they called me in kindergarten.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 2:52, archived)
# not "the boy who shows his willy"?
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 4:27, archived)
# that's what they call me now.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 4:43, archived)
#
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 5:37, archived)
# They look scared.
We have decided that when everyone starts preparing for hallowe'en, we are going to become the christmas flat. Just cover the flat in tinsel, put a wreath on the door, make a tree (which we have started to make out of a traffic cone already) and so on.

We are going to leave all the decorations up until we leave next june/july.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 2:46, archived)
# you should combine all the holidays.
hang easter eggs and ghosts and stuff on it.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 2:52, archived)
# I shall suggest this.
And I'm off to bed.
G'nert.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 2:53, archived)
# 'night-night.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 3:42, archived)
# Have a witch on a crucifix. Santa claus shitting out easter eggs.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 2:57, archived)
# hitler in a banana suit.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 3:00, archived)
# For year's I've had a cone-tree. (Christmas Pylon)
Drill about 36 holes in it and push Christmas lights through them. It gives off a nice glow.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 4:03, archived)
# no cone-tree for old men.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 6:06, archived)
# I'm not too sure what I'm seeing.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 2:46, archived)
# it's the tape i peeled off my feet that the physiotherapist had me wear.
i had it on for three days and they smell funky! i liked that they look like masks.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 2:53, archived)
# Dude :(
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 2:57, archived)
#
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 2:57, archived)
# heh. i hear cockweasle retching.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 3:00, archived)
# refer to cat pic above...
...(ha ha).
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 5:46, archived)
# cutting a dirty jockstrap into pieces is not equal to making a mask
i think I just felt a little vomit come up my esophagus
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 2:47, archived)
# is too!
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 2:51, archived)
# those are pretty creepy.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 2:48, archived)
# they are, even more so in candle light only.
but i couldn't get a goos pic with my crap camera like that.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 2:54, archived)
# *gooses*
*pictures*

/is what tahkcalb would say lolincrowd
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 3:38, archived)
# *yeses*
*makes a grin with a hat*
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 3:44, archived)
# i have thick fingers.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 3:47, archived)
# I STILL CAN'T SEE IT
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 2:48, archived)
# OPEN YOUR FUCKING EYES YOU BLIND CUNT
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 2:50, archived)
# OH DEAR I SEEM TO BE QUITE THE LITTLE CUSSYMOUTH THIS WEEK
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 2:54, archived)
# A SHOUTY ONE TOO.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 2:56, archived)
# piiiiiiiiiiiisssssssssssssssssssss.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 3:06, archived)
# Piiissssss in my asssssssss.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 3:11, archived)
# THEY'RE NATURALLY SQUINTY.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 3:07, archived)
# yeah, mine too.
 
also they're naturally red.
and I've had this persistent cough for about eighteen years, hmmm
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 3:10, archived)
# BUT HEY, I'M HAPPY SO THAT'S WHAT COUNTS.
ALSO: MOODSWINGS
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 3:15, archived)
# ahhhhahhhhahhahhhhhahhha yeah AAAARRRGGGGGGHHHHH my life is shit I'LL FUCK YOU UP LOL
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 3:29, archived)
# rofl.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 3:32, archived)
# oh, get a proxy you blindbat.
edit: ok, photobucket let me upload them.

pic 2 and pic one.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 2:51, archived)
# OH, SPOOOOOKY.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 3:13, archived)
# i think they might be haunted. for real.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 3:16, archived)
# Dance slippers?
It's either that or you've been tanning horse vaginas again.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 2:49, archived)
# close!
tape from my feet. i told physio guy that i was taking pics of the tape after i peeled it off and posting the pics on the internet. he looked at me and changed the subject.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 2:56, archived)
# That answers it. The erratic assembly spoke of an ad-hoc construction rather than purpose sewn.
Healing apace? LOL
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 2:58, archived)
# slowly. physio guy is confused as i keep reporting pain he thinks i shouldn't feel.
i'm a medical freak, sweetie.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 3:02, archived)
# Todays pain: Butt
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 3:05, archived)
# no, unfortunately.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 3:07, archived)
# Hmmm, I don't believe that.
Most doctors are fucking shitheads when it comes to pain.
Don't ask how I know. Horse vaginas are a better subject.
HEAL MOTHERFUCKER, HEAL.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 3:06, archived)
# he's good, i think.
my doctor doctor sees him too.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 3:07, archived)
# can we talk about something else now?
:D
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 3:01, archived)
# What? You don't like horse vagina?
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 3:02, archived)
# sure. my wart cluster seems to be gone.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 3:02, archived)
# they just look like your
filthy old jockstraps. And now I'm aroused ;)
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 3:08, archived)
# I bet you are, you pricktease.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 3:14, archived)
# heh. they look nothing like my jock!
they're far too big, for one thing.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 3:15, archived)
# DIDN'T YOU JUST BUY A NEW MMORPG?
YOU SHOULDN'T COME HERE WHEN THERE'S A CHANCE YOU COULD BE SOMEWHERE ELSE.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 3:16, archived)
# knobend!
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 3:41, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 3:44, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhahhhahhaaaaahhhhahah!
 
QUITE
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 3:49, archived)
# YOU MISS ALL OUR PICTURES
AND ALL OUR FUN

SO SAD FOR YOU
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 3:43, archived)
# So it's Halloween
And you feel like dancin'
And you feel like shinin'
And you feel like letting loose
Whatcha gonna be
Babe, you better know
And you better plan
Better plan all day
Better plan all week
Better plan all month
Better plan all year!
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 3:36, archived)
# i've got so many plans i feel like... a planner.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 3:41, archived)
# One of the best DK songs ever
gives me inspiration to year the rabbit costume at random occasions.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 4:05, archived)
# Argh!
Needs something though
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 3:49, archived)
# smellotronic peripherals is all we need.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 4:02, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
FP THIS NOW
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 4:11, archived)
# i agree! but i think we're alone in this appraisal.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 4:35, archived)
# mmmm, disturbing
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 4:59, archived)
# disturbingly appetising?
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 5:02, archived)
# we'll see
maybe another glass of wine will help
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 5:04, archived)
# something that was made old-style, grapes stomped by feet.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 5:12, archived)
# grapes stomped by foot masks
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 5:14, archived)
# if you want a picture of the future...
...imagine a footmask stomping on a grape - forever.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 5:23, archived)
# =-O
That's     a w e s o m e ! ! !
I'd like to wear one as a hat, and when someone asks me about it, I can barf on them.

Awesome.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 5:08, archived)
# haha, they do smell like feet though.
but it would be a fun prank.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 5:11, archived)
# What's wrong with feet smell?
\:-/
Smells are a blessing. Feet. Anal grease. Ear wax.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 5:18, archived)
# anal footwax.
blessed grease.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 5:35, archived)
# yuk...
...stinky!...:(
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 5:35, archived)
# you love it.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 5:58, archived)
# nope...
...not on my list.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 6:05, archived)