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# in a fight between Tony Hart and Rolf Harris
and that tosser Buchanan... who do we think would win?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 10:05, archived)
# Is it on land or sea?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 10:05, archived)
# I was envisaging it on a beach
... at sundown... bare knuckle no holds barred
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 10:07, archived)
# Hart.
His knowledge of poorly fixed glitter could turn the sand and sunlight themselves into weapons.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 10:09, archived)
# but if he doesn't strike quickly
Harris' natural affinity with the night and all things dark could give him the upper hand
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 10:11, archived)
# true,
it would have to be quick for Hart to cinch it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 10:18, archived)
# What's your beef with Neil?
Kirsten 'Feeehce lahk a HAAAAAAHSE' is who my money's on.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 10:06, archived)
# he's a pretender to the crown
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# Mustard
No wait!


Horseradish!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 10:06, archived)
# Bob Ross
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 10:07, archived)
# he's not invited to the fight
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 10:09, archived)
# he'd fight his way in there
EDIT see! He's already there!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 10:10, archived)
# Buchanan would win
maybe Rolf

Tony would slap like a girl
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 10:11, archived)
# Hart was a Gurkha
He'd beat the hell out of the other two
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 10:13, archived)
# I find this the most reasoned argument
you win the prize
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 10:16, archived)