sorry
the only solution is to rig up some kind of remote blindfolding contraption using pulleys, pistons, and hamster-powered wheels.
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Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:46,
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I'd suggest gerbils instead
but I think they're incompatible with Firefox.
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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing,
Thu 2 Oct 2008, 16:06,
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