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# That made me poo myself.
I was attacked by a flying thing when I was in my pram in Dorking town centre.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 18:04, archived)
# what recently?
are you some sort of baby dress up fetishist?
(, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 18:06, archived)
# I will now laugh
directly as a result of the post above.

*haha*
(, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 18:10, archived)
# Don't be rediculous!
I only eat babies. Besides I was about two year old at the time. My mum tells me I was like Conan the Barbarian tied to a rock and having to tear the throats out of vultures trying to eat my liver.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 18:14, archived)
# Dorking is enough
to bore the shit out of anyone, well apart from the Harley dealers
(, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 18:12, archived)
# yeah
selling their dodgy second-hand plastic surgery on the grey market...
(, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 18:13, archived)
# arrrff
you shilly arshe
(, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 18:14, archived)
# I really don't remember.
My mother moved us away a year later to live with her lesbian lover in Cheam.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 18:17, archived)
# oooh whereabouts in cheam
I'll pop round with me polaroid
(, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 18:24, archived)
# We don't do Polaroids
But we do do DVDs!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 19:02, archived)