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# terror from above!

edit-slowed him down a bit now
(I helped save b3ta! baby wet ones, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 18:02, archived)
# That made me poo myself.
I was attacked by a flying thing when I was in my pram in Dorking town centre.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 18:04, archived)
# what recently?
are you some sort of baby dress up fetishist?
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 18:06, archived)
# I will now laugh
directly as a result of the post above.

*haha*
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 18:10, archived)
# Don't be rediculous!
I only eat babies. Besides I was about two year old at the time. My mum tells me I was like Conan the Barbarian tied to a rock and having to tear the throats out of vultures trying to eat my liver.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 18:14, archived)
# Dorking is enough
to bore the shit out of anyone, well apart from the Harley dealers
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 18:12, archived)
# yeah
selling their dodgy second-hand plastic surgery on the grey market...
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 18:13, archived)
# arrrff
you shilly arshe
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 18:14, archived)
# I really don't remember.
My mother moved us away a year later to live with her lesbian lover in Cheam.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 18:17, archived)
# oooh whereabouts in cheam
I'll pop round with me polaroid
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 18:24, archived)
# We don't do Polaroids
But we do do DVDs!
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 19:02, archived)
# that's a bit fast
I can't see what it is
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Thu 6 Mar 2003, 18:05, archived)
# its a flying marmot...
...isnt it?
(3mo Kid, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 18:15, archived)
# eggsaaactlee
two points
(I helped save b3ta! baby wet ones, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 18:17, archived)
# i'm in the liking of that
......and hello to everyone
(3mo Kid, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 18:07, archived)
# Wow!
That's creepy!
(Monkeypuppet, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 18:13, archived)