Thought
I'd try and be the first to do this lame one...


( Ijon Tichy, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 12:44, archived)

at
least you have plenty of warning
( Wildheart Baby release the midget sweatshop cellar mexicans, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 12:50, archived)

3 miles
and 0.1km?
( Slim is an infrequent visitor these days, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 12:51, archived)

Laziness
dear boy.

and a lack of imagination about what to put there instead
( Ijon Tichy, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 12:52, archived)

bloody imperial mesurements
i could never understand them
( mike - kicking arse since 1983, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 12:54, archived)

i luv sam
i luv sam more than alana
(iluvsam, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 12:56, archived)

i luv mike
more than anybody else.

edit - you bloody mental.
( mike - kicking arse since 1983, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 12:58, archived)

I h8 u

( thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 13:05, archived)