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[challenge entry] <quote> derisive </quote>

From the Photoshop the US Election challenge. See all 478 entries (closed)

(Penultimate Straw has been bested by the worst., Sun 2 Nov 2008, 2:08, archived)
# Kuato?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 2:10, archived)
# aaaww
angry dinosaur is angry because his arms aren't quite long enough for wanking
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 2:11, archived)
#
roar
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 2:15, archived)
# Hahaha
that actually makes me like him a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 2:17, archived)
# I have to admit
I gained a tiny amount of respect for him here for managing to work the word "cunt" into one of his speeches.

How long has b3ta been trying to get "bumsexual" into a newspaper? Johnny McCain beat us all to the punch.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 2:24, archived)
# I reckon those POW camps are breeding grounds of passive resistance.
I bet he could work the word "bumsexual" into a conversation about teaspoons, and no-one would even notice if he didn't want them to.
He's kind of a word-ninja, that's what I think I'm saying.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 2:28, archived)
# I'm not sure ninja is the right word, that implies that he somehow assassinates his own speeches. Maybe some sort of word tai-chi master.
FUCK, JOHNNY MCCAIN JUST PUT "ASS ASS" INTO WHAT I JUST SAID

This guy is GOOD.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 2:30, archived)
# Yeah I agree, there's something of the way of the Tao about his word skills.
OH NO BIG J MAIN-MAN MCCAIN JUST PUT "DVDA" IN THE SUBJECT LINE OF THIS POST
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 2:33, archived)
# I kinda like "Now you're a man" by DVDA.
I mean, as far as comedy songs go
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 2:39, archived)
# I'm not a fan of comedy songs.
Comedy songs about pears, I mean that's really a problem for me.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 2:43, archived)
# Yeah, I heard a comedy song about cereal one time
I punched a hole in the wall and there was some chick on the other side who totally got punched in the face by accident.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 2:50, archived)
# It's called collateral damage folks
fricken deal with it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 3:01, archived)