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(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 15:07, archived)
# oh blimey
not her again. With her bloody see-through porn shoes and her huge great porn forehead.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 15:08, archived)
# but
do they have goldfish in ?
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 15:08, archived)
# no
the goldfish are somewhere far warmer
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 15:09, archived)
# know/care
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 15:09, archived)
# it's the porn URL near her foot that's the really big clue
.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 15:10, archived)
# You'd
know that?
(I helped save b3ta! Choice, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 15:17, archived)
# *racks brain for what else youngflesh.com could be*
er.. a butchers?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 15:21, archived)
# crap screen
couldn't read it - consider myself suitabley admonished
(I helped save b3ta! Choice, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 15:28, archived)
# mother/care
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 15:11, archived)
# like this you mean?


goldfish in?
(zoren, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 15:17, archived)
# hahaha
no - i meant shoes - but that's still funny !
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 15:22, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
porn forehead
(I helped save b3ta! jazzman, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 15:09, archived)
# Yeah Dr Phil
explain the "porn forehead" thing.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 15:14, archived)
# *looks at Dr Phil*
*waits*
(I helped save b3ta! jazzman, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 15:16, archived)
# You need Bovine to explain it really.
It's his theory.

Lady porn stars all have see-through shoes and big foreheads, is the gist of it I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 15:16, archived)
# Yes,
that's exactly it...except that if the shoes are not see through, they're usually plastic.
Oh and male porn stars either have no heads or only half heads and no matter waht, they will always stand with their legs apart.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 15:18, archived)
# Mmm
well researched eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 15:20, archived)
# does that make them easier to clean up
in case of, *cough* accidents?
(I helped save b3ta! jazzman, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 15:22, archived)
# OH GOD NOOOO
NOOO it's gone all hard again. Take her away, take her away.
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 15:09, archived)
# I know what you mean.
I hate it when that happens.
(_, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 15:11, archived)
# Porn Shoes shocker

On top of that

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# YAY!
congratchewylations!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 15:13, archived)
# thanks, it was nothing
really
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Pootle, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 15:20, archived)
# yay 3000
i hit 3000 last night :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 15:13, archived)
# I
hit 4000 this morning and missed it.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 15:19, archived)
# delete some posts then...
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 15:29, archived)
# I was thinking of the phrase
"porn-shoe" the other day. You were right though - porn does involve a certain shoe style.
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 15:20, archived)
# I do hope so
I want to get to the pub
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 15:10, archived)
# oh no
it's dodgy porn shoes woman
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 15:10, archived)
# yeah
i found her lurking in my webspace
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 15:11, archived)
# How did she get there?
Did you let her in, or did she sneak in through a back door?
(kryptik, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 15:14, archived)
# she was
in an anim
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 15:15, archived)
# you have to say "oh no"
cos your missus is watching :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 15:12, archived)
# that's such an
ill-fitting dress
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 15:39, archived)