there we go!

just make sure you dont get it into your japs eye!

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(blowfelt www.soundcloud.com/blowfelt, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:31, archived)

hehehe

( KittyVomit These boots are made for walking, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:32, archived)

Pfffft.

( The Hedgehog From Hell www.facejuggler.com, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:32, archived)

this made me do a click

( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:33, archived)

:)
*click*
( mikenco, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:35, archived)

Arf!

( Afinkawan www.folkon.co.uk, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:38, archived)

HAahaha, winner

( epiphany coming live from Umeå, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:41, archived)

Hahaha
clarse
( DumbMonkey The penis mightier than the sword, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:44, archived)

fantastic
!
( lord bofingham, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:56, archived)

simple and effective
this is the funniest thing that I've seen for ages. In fact, I'm still laughing.

Have a woo and a click!
(spinoza, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 21:02, archived)

Hahahahaha
woo
( Jahled 1.1%er, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 21:53, archived)

fuckin hell!!!
im on the front page!!!!!

now to try and better myself!!! :)
(blowfelt www.soundcloud.com/blowfelt, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 22:14, archived)

Eye drops for the wife
My wife had something in here eye once, so I rushed upstairs and got the little blue-and-white Optrex bottle from the bathroom cupboard, ran back downstairs again and proceeded to flush her eyes with it. After a few seconds, she got very uncomfortable.

They really, really should change the design of the Vicks Sinex Nasal Spray bottle.

I had to get the real Optrex and then go and hide.
( Amish Information Systems consists of more "down" than "up" quarks, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 22:48, archived)

Ha!
Spot on!
(mrmonkfish Suzie Dent? 5 letters. Would., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 22:52, archived)

strangly enuf
i know a guy who had a little bit of super hot tabasco sauce on his finger to taste it, just to see how hot it was (3 drops makes a curry the same strength as vindaloo).

later on in the night him and the gf were gettin a bit jiggy and he proceeded to insert same, unwashed finger in through her saloon doors.

ring of fire doesnt come into it!!!
(blowfelt www.soundcloud.com/blowfelt, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 22:55, archived)

hahhhahhahhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhaaa
hahhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhahhhhhahhha
.^this
.
.Already FP...but click anyway
( Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 7 Nov 2008, 3:14, archived)

Hahaha! Sexcellent! :D

(kr00t0n, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 11:40, archived)

Vely Glood
I have seen appear this on 2 other websites today (sadly not credited) so it is not just b3ta weirdos who think you are awesome.
( uzzardC4H5As, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 11:08, archived)

Japs eye
I know someone that did this while on a rugby tour. There was much crying apparently.
(Toxoplasmosis Dulce et decorum est pro sodomy coleslaw, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 23:59, archived)