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[challenge entry] This was my first portent...


... of the coming apocalypse.

From the Portents of the apocalypse challenge. See all 399 entries (closed)

(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 22:00, archived)
# Might as well have this as well.....
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 22:01, archived)
# haha
I like that!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 22:03, archived)
# Excellent follow up to a quality picture.
Bag of chips to the both of you.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 22:05, archived)
# Hehehehehe!
That's a good one.

Can you imagine how bad it would freak someone
out to see that message on their box? I'd
figure it was God telling me I had cancer.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 22:02, archived)
# I have a male friend
who refuses to have the boxes warning about lower sperm counts.

I just bought a cigarette case so they don't kill me any more.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 22:10, archived)
# What a good idea
Cigarette cases are sooooo classy :)
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 22:11, archived)
# cost a grand total
of £2 which is bloody worth not being confronted with "YOU WILL DIE" all day...
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 22:13, archived)
# class
looks like a box of 100s too, mmmm
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 22:04, archived)
# sorry...
it was only a 10 pack... Yes, I am a loser!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 22:07, archived)
# hahaha
/laughs and points

actually, i love getting a normal pack, a pack of 100s and a pack of ten together. it's like playing cigarette mummies and daddies. erm, i'll shut up now
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 22:11, archived)
# I just get
full medium and low strength, then shuffle them all up...

Anyone else here ever tried Gudang Garam?
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 22:12, archived)
# no but i've tried
beedi (or however its spelt)

the best cigarettes in the world are Alas Extra from Mexico
FACT
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 22:17, archived)
# Gudang Garam
are from thailand or something, they are clove scented and just like smoking sugar! Everyone else around you will hate you for it though, as they stink :)
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 22:19, archived)
# You are
a genius.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 22:05, archived)
# That's veh funneh
Woo yay houpla.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 22:06, archived)
# woo
yay collect em all slogans
nice work 8D
(, Sat 8 Mar 2003, 12:21, archived)
# hmmm
portents seem pretty important, but if something is impractical, then it is not practical, so if something is important, does that make it unimportant, which would have to mean portant, AHH MY BRAIN BURST!!
(, Sun 9 Mar 2003, 11:21, archived)