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[challenge entry] Well You Did Say A Sign
Of the Apocalypse, I Mean, Here One Is...



Would You Like To Supersize That?

kpk-ramfan2803

From the Portents of the apocalypse challenge. See all 399 entries (closed)

(RamFan2803, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 23:28, archived)
# you see
and there's me thinking to road to hell was the M25!
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 23:29, archived)
# Chris rea
is my hero. *fact*
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 23:29, archived)
# Chris Rea
Is a miserable geordie twat

*Fact*
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 23:30, archived)
# Is he geordie?
Dammit I'll have to burn all my albums now. Goddamnit!!
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 23:36, archived)
# Actualy
I think he's a makem but I don't like him so he can be a Geordie
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 23:37, archived)
# And an anagram...
...of rich arse.

*my favourite fact*

(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 23:36, archived)
# good fact
my favourite fact is that all polar bears are left handed
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 23:38, archived)
# really...
...I didn't know that.

Even if it isn't true, I'm going to believe it anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 23:41, archived)
# Elephants
are the only creatures with 4 elbows Knees

EDIT:A winged penis was the city symbol of Pompeii, the ancient Roman town destroyed by the eruption of Mt. Vesuvius

President Lyndon Johnson had an aunt named Frank.

The act of snapping one's fingers has a name. It is called a "fillip."

The word "buxom" at one time meant "obedient."

Until the 1960s, men with long hair were not allowed to enter Disneyland
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 23:46, archived)
# Mine is that
a duck's quack doesn't echo
(I helped save b3ta! xian, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 23:43, archived)
# yes it does
it does echo.
look on snopes.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sat 8 Mar 2003, 0:04, archived)
# Does that make me a polar bear?
help! I'm melting... uh.
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 23:47, archived)
#
i wish i thought of that. *pouts*
(Monkeypuppet, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 23:30, archived)
# very forboding sky
nicely woo
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 23:30, archived)