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[challenge entry] Silly Racists, Always the same.


Quick bored effort

From the The Daily Mail challenge. See all 248 entries (closed)

(bowers85 is currently a 'glass half empty' type of guy, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:15, archived)
# where did you go to school,Cambridge?
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:16, archived)
# i did
it was crap - granted it was secondary school! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:18, archived)
# My sister got a place at Cambridge college last year
and delighted in telling everyone that she got into Cambridge college.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:21, archived)
# hahahah
cambridge is apparently worse than edinburgh
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:21, archived)
# South Fens polytechnic
we call it here...

/oxford
(I helped save b3ta! The4thCrystal Wishes he was better at photographamising..., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:34, archived)
# i looked around 2 cambridge college's
they were both crap - one couldnt tell me what programming languages they taught - he seemed to think one might be french!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:22, archived)
# sacre pascal!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:24, archived)
# hahaha
i actually quite liked pascal :D in the end i went to Portsmouth - damn fool!! but i did use ADA95 - woop! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:27, archived)
# No Fortran? No Comment.
As an undergrad I used Modula-2, which was, um, interesting. As a postgrad I used Smalltalk-80. Then, when I started work, I used COBOL-74. Funny old world.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:30, archived)
# now you can work for the man
programming weapons of mass destruction

designed by committee!

the deadliest thing known to man!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:36, archived)
# The other one is
"Yes, I got into Oxford Brookes."
(09824739yhsidfhshfgq8weeq3e1, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:49, archived)
# my dad
went to Oxbridge grammar school
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:23, archived)
# Dialy
?

The ads at the top made me laugh. :)
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:17, archived)
# it runs down de back of de house
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:22, archived)
# Silly you,
Daily mail is not The Sun!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:18, archived)
# vrey godo efofrt.
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:18, archived)
# the banner looks quite like the one annhialus used
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:24, archived)
# How is fenece formed?
How is girl get palisade?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:23, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:27, archived)
# :D
for my next trick I go get strawberry milk

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:28, archived)
# Haha, you're on form tonight
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:33, archived)
# my mental-sickness-fu is strong
it's because I had two portions of beefs pie today :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:39, archived)
# Oh fuck it's a new compo

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:34, archived)