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[challenge entry] bindun?

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(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 11:06, archived)
# BAN THIS FUCKING SHITE
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 11:07, archived)
# that's a bit harsh
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 11:07, archived)
# it is.
I apologise.

Not directed at you. The compo in general, and the degradation into anagrams and plays on ban this sick filth, make me want to piss hard into my eyes then jump out the window.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 11:09, archived)
# I know what you mean
this compo doesn't have legs
bring on the wall!
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 11:10, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 11:12, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 11:10, archived)
# don't do that broony
have a bacon sandwich and enjoy the crisp autumn air...

:)
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 11:10, archived)
# :)
someone's got sand in their vagina :)

... not sure whether it's true - I just like saying it
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 11:08, archived)
# ha ha ha
Very good Monty!!
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 11:07, archived)
# You'll have to speak louder, I reckon.
;-)
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 11:08, archived)
# I'm shouting as loud as I can!!
I dunno what I've done wrong!! I think he likes me really ha ha
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 11:09, archived)
# would
I have an important question:
Toast or noodles for supper?

and if toast, what topping?
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Gravel
and Brussels Pate.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 11:13, archived)
# I don't have any brussels pate.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 11:15, archived)
# Well, Gravel would seem like the way to go, then.
perhaps with just a twist of Bitter Lemming.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 11:17, archived)
# toast
with a noodle topping
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 11:14, archived)
# this is infact a possible option
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 11:17, archived)
# Toast and marmite
or toast and jam, depending on your need for sweet or savoury.

If you need a more substantial meal, I recommend beans on toast.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 11:18, archived)
# i don't have any marmite or vegemite for that matter :'(
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 11:20, archived)
# Food Shopping is obviously a concept they don't have in Oz, right?

(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 11:23, archived)
# if you can't kill it with a brick, you can't eat it
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 11:24, archived)
# I have some other shit from aldi
which i don't like
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 11:25, archived)
# Aldi - Pah!
Waitrose, mate - Wait-Rose.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 11:28, archived)
# my nearest Waitrose is over 20 miles away
when I lived in Lonson there were 5 within 5 miles of me.
God I miss Waitrose
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 11:34, archived)
# 'lo IVV!
*hugs*
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 11:23, archived)
# 'lo!
*hugs back belatedly*
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 11:47, archived)
# She has rather long armpit hair
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 11:56, archived)