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[challenge entry] The Ultimate Decision
Not sure if thisqualifies, but what the heck.

From the Portents of the apocalypse challenge. See all 399 entries (closed)

(kiss_my_swingers, Sun 9 Mar 2003, 1:23, archived)
# BEANS
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Sun 9 Mar 2003, 1:26, archived)
# did you read this
article
has to be a PR stunt for comic relief surely.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sun 9 Mar 2003, 1:28, archived)
# sorry.
i was bored. anyway surely everyone gets turned on by beans & ladies' feet, eh? don't they everyone?

everyone?

....
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Sun 9 Mar 2003, 1:32, archived)
# er, no.
spaghetti hoops and ladies' feet on the other hand... excuse me for a minute...
(kryptik, Sun 9 Mar 2003, 1:35, archived)
# It's been in the news...
...a lot up here.

If it is a stunt, then no-ones owning up yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 9 Mar 2003, 1:32, archived)
# front page of the guardian?
it's just not real news is it?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sun 9 Mar 2003, 1:34, archived)
# Hey...
...it was on the Radio Scotland news bulletins.

If that's not real news, then nothing is.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 9 Mar 2003, 1:35, archived)
# hmmmm.
just seems like a dull thing to make the news to me. I've had weirder propositions on the way into work. They never made the paper.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sun 9 Mar 2003, 1:39, archived)
# weird place scotland
and you will now be joined with the latest news headlines from your area..

yes hellow and welcome to bbc scotland.. the headlines tonight...
beans.. yes beans on feet...

MAD ALL OF YOU, MAD!
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Sun 9 Mar 2003, 1:50, archived)
# I think I should
make it my mission to make the national news ( Paper or TV) in some way this year...

WHILE WEARING A B3TA T-SHIRT!

Only problem with that is I don't have a b3ta T-Shirt
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 9 Mar 2003, 1:53, archived)
# well
woo for you. the last thing i got offered on the way to work was to go fuck myself by some bastard in a fiesta. which wasn't nice.

i dream of beans, me.
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Sun 9 Mar 2003, 1:53, archived)
# yep,
i had that too, it has to be said. Altho it's exceptionally boring here, sometimes I'm gald i moved.
Poor you. I'd put beans on your feet, if it helped.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sun 9 Mar 2003, 1:57, archived)
# Hell
One way and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 9 Mar 2003, 1:28, archived)
# somewhere hot to cook the chips
how handeh!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 9 Mar 2003, 1:33, archived)
# Yeah, thanks
thanks for leaving comments about my work. don't really, it's shite
(kiss_my_swingers, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 23:01, archived)