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# Tomato and onion?
They are a sharon fruit and a physalis, they were on special offer.

Now, make rhyme out of that you can't.
(I helped save b3ta! stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:53, archived)
# That sharon fruit's named phylis . . .
she came down with a bad case of syphilis . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:56, archived)
# there was a young man from beirut
his lovers were made out of fruit
one he named alice looked like a physalis
but the one he called sharon was cute


bow down before me, and while you're there
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:59, archived)
# i'm wasted on you lot
so i'll reply to myself

edit/ and i'm going to spend the rest of the evening altering my limerick too
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:13, archived)
# you are good
next challenge:

pomegranite and karambola.
(I helped save b3ta! stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:17, archived)
#
some fruits are inherently shite
like kiwis and pomegranite
karambola's a winner to follow your dinner
as a pudding it's quite a delight

can't say i didn't try.
and run with shite - nite, it sounds better
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:30, archived)
# i doff
my cap to you

*should have picked orange, nothing rhymes with orange, bah*
(I helped save b3ta! stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:36, archived)
# give me time
a few days and slight modification of the pronunciation perhaps, or on the other hand... :)
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:40, archived)