Ma'am, I shall once again say pish and tishI will never be swayed by such vulgar and clearly preposterous self-descriptions, I simply cannot take them as the truth.*
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 28 Nov 2008, 12:44,
archived)
you could try
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 28 Nov 2008, 12:48,
archived)