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# I won a large tongue
competition in the pub once.
No, I don't mean that I won a tongue.
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 10 Mar 2003, 14:43, archived)
# you have
an unusually large tongue??
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 14:45, archived)
# yesp
I dloo
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 10 Mar 2003, 14:46, archived)
# length
or width?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 14:46, archived)
# both
but I'm no giraffe
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 10 Mar 2003, 14:50, archived)
# So,
not only are you good looking, you also have a big tongue.
No wonder the ladies love you.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 14:51, archived)
# what do
giraffes think of you?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 14:52, archived)
# Me,
they love me.
I give them piggy back rides and feed them jelly.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 14:53, archived)
# yes
I am very popular when ladies need to stamp an envelope
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 10 Mar 2003, 14:58, archived)
# you do know they're self-sticky now
don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 14:59, archived)
# The 42p
ones aren't.
Where was Slim that day.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 15:00, archived)
# I do!
in *fact* i can do what that giraffe is doing

gross i know!
(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 14:47, archived)
# how the hell
did you find out you could?? : P
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 14:47, archived)
# don't really remember
but i'd love to be able to lick my eyeball like a gecko too!
(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 14:49, archived)
# yuk!!
I've had a conversation about eyeball licking before on here, and it freaked me out then too ; )
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 14:51, archived)
# i once didn't
win robbie williams tickets in a raffle in the pub. but i didn't buy a ticket so it was no surprise really.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 14:45, archived)
# I once won
somne bacon in a meat raffle.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 14:48, archived)
# I've never entirely
understood the raffling of meat. Although I suppose it works better than a vegetable raffle. Or a cheese raffle or something.
(I helped save b3ta! missing, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 14:58, archived)
# I don't know either,
all I know is it used to pack the pub out on a sunday lunchtime.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 14:59, archived)
# cheese lottery?
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 15:15, archived)