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# The very rare giraffe humming bird.

Do NOT click this link
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 14:37, archived)
# he he he
he's really going for that hard to get bogie, isn't he.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 14:38, archived)
# it's the source
of the best nectar, I find ;p
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 14:39, archived)
# giraffes
have 12" tongues...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 14:40, archived)
# How & why do you know that?


Actually, why am I not surprised?
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 14:40, archived)
# my uncle
is the vet at Blair Drummond Safari Park. I used to go along with him when I was in my teens and help out. I know a lot of useless stuff about a lot of animals.
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 14:45, archived)
# During your teens?
Aaaaaaah, your formative years ;)
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 14:48, archived)
# yes...
my formative years... ??
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 14:49, archived)
# That's
what they tell me, at least...
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 14:55, archived)
# They're blue aren't they
Giraffes tongues?
(I helped save b3ta! missing, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 14:50, archived)
# black
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 14:51, archived)
# it's because
all they eat is blackjacks. they can't stand fruit salads.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 14:52, archived)
# Hmmm
mojos...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 14:55, archived)
# they must
be popular with, um, other giraffes. i don't know what i'm talking about.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 14:41, archived)
# That means that
lady Giraffes must be even taller than male Giraffes.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 14:42, archived)
# why?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 14:46, archived)
# Um...
that'll be another interesting theory I can't tell you about.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 14:47, archived)
# oh go on
you can tell me, I'm an apparent drag queen!
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 14:48, archived)
# Um...
no.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 14:50, archived)
# why not??
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 14:51, archived)
# I don't want.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 14:53, archived)
# he blatantly doesnt know
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 14:55, archived)
# I do to.
You're all jealous.
I have lots of interesting theories about things.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 14:57, archived)
# like?
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 14:58, archived)
# Not telling.
You can't make me.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 14:58, archived)
# SEE!
he doesnt know!
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 15:00, archived)
# I
do, I just want to keep them to myself.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 15:02, archived)
# I bet I could...
do you accept bribes?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 15:00, archived)
# um...
no...whats the bribe?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 15:01, archived)
# well,
what would make you give in? monetary? visual? spiritual? physical? edible?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 15:02, archived)
# Nothing,
I shall carry my interesting theories to the grave.
Hah!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 15:03, archived)
# I have a theory
about your theories.
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 15:04, archived)
# No
you don't.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 15:06, archived)
# yes i do.
and.. i'm not telling what it is!
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 15:07, archived)
# I have the same theory
.
(I helped save b3ta! Choice, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 15:08, archived)
# Pah!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 15:10, archived)
# no you dont!
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 15:11, archived)
# Maybe not exactly the
same one but VERY similar I suspect
(I helped save b3ta! Choice, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 15:13, archived)
# what is it then?
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 15:13, archived)
# Now that
would be telling...
(I helped save b3ta! Choice, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 15:14, archived)
# what are we talking about?
I've forgotten.
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 15:15, archived)
# You don't have an
interesting theory, I do.
I have lots.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 15:16, archived)
# I said I had a theory
its like a dream only different
(I helped save b3ta! Choice, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 15:18, archived)
# your both mad
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 15:21, archived)
# Oi no fair
we are playing at 'theories' not FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Choice, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 15:32, archived)
# not even
a norky-snack?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 15:04, archived)
# Nope...
not even that.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 15:06, archived)
# what, wide?
[insert jamie oliver gag here]
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 14:41, archived)
# whats the
difference between jamie oliver and polos?

People like polos
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 14:43, archived)
# I won a large tongue
competition in the pub once.
No, I don't mean that I won a tongue.
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 10 Mar 2003, 14:43, archived)
# you have
an unusually large tongue??
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 14:45, archived)
# yesp
I dloo
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 10 Mar 2003, 14:46, archived)
# length
or width?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 14:46, archived)
# both
but I'm no giraffe
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 10 Mar 2003, 14:50, archived)
# So,
not only are you good looking, you also have a big tongue.
No wonder the ladies love you.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 14:51, archived)
# what do
giraffes think of you?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 14:52, archived)
# Me,
they love me.
I give them piggy back rides and feed them jelly.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 14:53, archived)
# yes
I am very popular when ladies need to stamp an envelope
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 10 Mar 2003, 14:58, archived)
# you do know they're self-sticky now
don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 14:59, archived)
# The 42p
ones aren't.
Where was Slim that day.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 15:00, archived)
# I do!
in *fact* i can do what that giraffe is doing

gross i know!
(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 14:47, archived)
# how the hell
did you find out you could?? : P
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 14:47, archived)
# don't really remember
but i'd love to be able to lick my eyeball like a gecko too!
(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 14:49, archived)
# yuk!!
I've had a conversation about eyeball licking before on here, and it freaked me out then too ; )
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 14:51, archived)
# i once didn't
win robbie williams tickets in a raffle in the pub. but i didn't buy a ticket so it was no surprise really.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 14:45, archived)
# I once won
somne bacon in a meat raffle.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 14:48, archived)
# I've never entirely
understood the raffling of meat. Although I suppose it works better than a vegetable raffle. Or a cheese raffle or something.
(I helped save b3ta! missing, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 14:58, archived)
# I don't know either,
all I know is it used to pack the pub out on a sunday lunchtime.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 14:59, archived)
# cheese lottery?
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 15:15, archived)
# naa..
he's just concentrating really really hard.. it takes a lot for them to get airbourne.
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 14:42, archived)
# Are you
Gareth Gates?
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Mon 10 Mar 2003, 14:43, archived)
# that is
utterly hatstand.
(Al__S is constantly suprised, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 14:39, archived)
# Brilliant
w/y/h etc
(I helped save b3ta! bean, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 14:40, archived)
# Well done!
The hummus is strong with this one.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 14:41, archived)
# Yay!
Also, woo.
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Mon 10 Mar 2003, 14:44, archived)
# woo
that's how 'the birds' should have ended - it would have been an amazing surprise finale to the film.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 14:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 14:46, archived)
# this is not a repost per se,
so much as an annoncement that part 2 is in production and coming soon.
Secrets Of The Natural World On Film (Part 1)
The Mighty Elephant Feeds

clicky for full anim
(bustab, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 14:47, archived)
# thats brill :D
woo for non-flying flying things
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 14:52, archived)
# taht's really very
woo indeed
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 14:58, archived)